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Kopi Towkay
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PostSubject: Starting a fight - Monday   Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:27 pm

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...
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PostSubject: Re: Starting a fight - Monday   Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:32 pm

Shocked

Should have said...." Honey i am home ! "

Stretcher

Hahaha good one bro ! keep it coming !

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PostSubject: Re: Starting a fight - Monday   Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:38 pm

I was going to post one everyday this week, but what the heck.....here's one more!

My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have s*x?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started....
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PostSubject: Re: Starting a fight - Monday   Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:49 pm

hahahaha that husband and wife team is so colorful !!!!

Thanks for sharing ! Really enjoy a good joke after a bad day on the course, playing 110 !

Cheers !

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PostSubject: Re: Starting a fight - Monday   Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:51 pm

play 110 for 27 holes ah bro?
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PostSubject: Re: Starting a fight - Monday   Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:57 pm

Don't ask bro ! Sad NSRCC kranji Blue tee......

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PostSubject: Re: Starting a fight - Monday   Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:21 am

Kopi Towkay wrote:
I was going to post one everyday this week, but what the heck.....here's one more!

My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have s*x?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started....

You are lucky she didn't club u with a wood or iron or ask u to d.i.y. with the set.

Just remember to hug her more often and a little touch and smooching goes a long way.....
Remember she is much better than the clubs, the clubs don't love.....
God bless all marriages.
May u two be blessed in marriage flower
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