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PostSubject: Desperate times call for Desperate measure/s   Sun Jul 01, 2012 7:19 pm

Its always good to play with better players....but the downside is that I need to ensure that I can not be too far behind especially fm the tee.

After pondering since Sat....here are my drastic desperate measures:

#1 Get new balls

#2 Apply Brylcream on the balls to have less friction against wind

#3 Also apply Brylcream on the Tee to reduce friction upon contact

#4 AND.....the ultimate....use the same underwear as the last time I achieved <90 .

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PostSubject: Re: Desperate times call for Desperate measure/s   Sun Jul 01, 2012 7:23 pm

Duval_S wrote:


#4 AND.....the ultimate....use the same underwear as the last time I achieved <90 .


So for 2 games in a row, dun wash underwear?!

Razz

psst....when's your next golf pass?
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PostSubject: Re: Desperate times call for Desperate measure/s   Sun Jul 01, 2012 7:28 pm

Hmm the cream i can understand ... But underwear?? Hmmm ... Can explain?
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PostSubject: Re: Desperate times call for Desperate measure/s   Sun Jul 01, 2012 7:52 pm

U forgot to add to apply Brylcream to driver to reduce spin, to keep ball straight!


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PostSubject: Re: Desperate times call for Desperate measure/s   Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:30 pm

think should apply brylcream to the driver grips of your opponents also so that they can't swing so hard kekekeke
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PostSubject: Re: Desperate times call for Desperate measure/s   Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:48 pm

haha this post v funny! rofl
[#4 AND.....the ultimate....use the same underwear as the last time I achieved <90 ]
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PostSubject: Re: Desperate times call for Desperate measure/s   Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:00 pm

Also remember don't sleep the night before you play golf, today I play at palm villa with some guys in GR, some claim that they not enough sleep, some claim that they sleep only 2 hrs, the one claim sleep the least played the best. 70s
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PostSubject: Re: Desperate times call for Desperate measure/s   Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:09 pm

sob wrote:
U forgot to add to apply Brylcream to driver to reduce spin, to keep ball straight!


Brylcream? Why not honey, so every part of your driver is sweet spot lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Desperate times call for Desperate measure/s   Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:27 pm

brylcream the underwear as well if you are going to wear the same one for a couple of games in a row...reduce abrasions ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Desperate times call for Desperate measure/s   Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:08 pm

Suzuki wrote:
Also remember don't sleep the night before you play golf, today I play at palm villa with some guys in GR, some claim that they not enough sleep, some claim that they sleep only 2 hrs, the one claim sleep the least played the best. 70s

Very normal la... Lesser sleep play more relax..
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PostSubject: Re: Desperate times call for Desperate measure/s   Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:15 pm

enwee wrote:
sob wrote:
U forgot to add to apply Brylcream to driver to reduce spin, to keep ball straight!


Brylcream? Why not honey, so every part of your driver is sweet spot lol!

Lol since he is already bringing brylcream mah. pig
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PostSubject: Re: Desperate times call for Desperate measure/s   Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:21 pm

Duval_S wrote:
Its always good to play with better players....but the downside is that I need to ensure that I can not be too far behind especially fm the tee.

After pondering since Sat....here are my drastic desperate measures:

#1 Get new balls

#2 Apply Brylcream on the balls to have less friction against wind

#3 Also apply Brylcream on the Tee to reduce friction upon contact

#4 AND.....the ultimate....use the same underwear as the last time I achieved <90 .


Bro... if all four fails, try my #5...
#5 SUPER Ultimate... if still fail to hit longer, wear same underwear stated in #4 on the outside... then will be like superman and ball will fly Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Desperate times call for Desperate measure/s   Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:28 pm

this thread is funny. Good to know tt there are quite a number of Grians tt can laugh at themselves. Should make good golf buddies. Upz for GR!!! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Desperate times call for Desperate measure/s   Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:35 pm

Duval is easily the jovial one around here but his short game beri beri sharp hor.

You have been warned....
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PostSubject: Re: Desperate times call for Desperate measure/s   Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:43 am

Duval_S wrote:
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#4 AND.....the ultimate....use the same underwear as the last time I achieved <90 .


Is that the reason that you got filmed in the changing room ? Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Desperate times call for Desperate measure/s   Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:48 am

Yea...its funny. Laughing
E untold golf improvement skills nt recorded on books lor! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Desperate times call for Desperate measure/s   Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:35 am

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Duval_S wrote:
Its always good to play with better players....but the downside is that I need to ensure that I can not be too far behind especially fm the tee.

After pondering since Sat....here are my drastic desperate measures:

#1 Get new balls

#2 Apply Brylcream on the balls to have less friction against wind

#3 Also apply Brylcream on the Tee to reduce friction upon contact

#4 AND.....the ultimate....use the same underwear as the last time I achieved <90 .


For those who mite be thinking of trying the above.....DONT!!!!

it didnt work for me ...
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PostSubject: Re: Desperate times call for Desperate measure/s   Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:44 am

How come? the cream expire or the underwear never wash and make you more itchy...lol
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PostSubject: Re: Desperate times call for Desperate measure/s   Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:49 am

Duval_S wrote:
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Duval_S wrote:
Its always good to play with better players....but the downside is that I need to ensure that I can not be too far behind especially fm the tee.

After pondering since Sat....here are my drastic desperate measures:

#1 Get new balls

#2 Apply Brylcream on the balls to have less friction against wind

#3 Also apply Brylcream on the Tee to reduce friction upon contact

#4 AND.....the ultimate....use the same underwear as the last time I achieved <90 .


For those who mite be thinking of trying the above.....DONT!!!!

it didnt work for me ...

Did u try my #5 ??? Sure work one... either u will play better (cos everyone will be looking at u) or your flightmates play worse (stomach cramps from laughing too much)

Do try it and let me know the results Wink
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