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PostSubject: Reload--->Dumb Blonde joke for Clarencekim   Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:08 pm

A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls asleep and burns his manhood. He doesn't want to cancel so he slathers it with lotion and wraps it in gauze. The blonde shows up at his house, and he treats her to a home-cooked dinner. Afterwards they go to the living room to watch a movie. His manhood starts to bother him again so he excuses himself, goes into the kitchen, pours a glass of milk and immerses himself for immediate relief. The blonde, however, wanted to know what he was doing and walks in on him with his manhood in the milk and exclaims, "So that's how you guys load those things!"
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PostSubject: Re: Reload--->Dumb Blonde joke for Clarencekim   Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:30 pm

LOL! Is that why your nick is puteh? Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Reload--->Dumb Blonde joke for Clarencekim   Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:33 pm

No bro...

Im Anthony from toonster..if u can recall...that guy with swing problem... haha
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PostSubject: Re: Reload--->Dumb Blonde joke for Clarencekim   Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:35 pm

puteh83 wrote:
No bro...

Im Anthony from toonster..if u can recall...that guy with swing problem... haha

I was kidding. Puteh (or more correctly, "putih") means white Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Reload--->Dumb Blonde joke for Clarencekim   Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:38 pm

haha...i know i know...
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PostSubject: Re: Reload--->Dumb Blonde joke for Clarencekim   Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:21 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Reload--->Dumb Blonde joke for Clarencekim   Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:21 pm

Dat berri funni, lah!

BTW, for those who may not be aquainted with 'dumb blonde' jokes, they make fun of the stereotype of the Barbie Doll-type American (usually) female bimbo--sexy but no brain.

EXAMPLE 1:

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”



EXAMPLE 2:

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.

The cop walked up to her window and asked, “Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?”

The blonde said, “I’m sorry sir, but wherever I go, there’s always a tree in front of me and I can’t seem to get away from it!”

The cop looked at her and said, “Lady, that’s your air freshener!”



There are also 'adult versions' of dumb blond jokes scattered all over the Internet.

One of my ex-GFs in Arizona was a cute blond and she found them very funny!

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