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PostSubject: Notable quotes   Fri Jul 13, 2012 9:54 am


I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It is called an eraser.
~ Arnold Palmer

The older I get, the better I used to be.
~ Lee Trevino

There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling, and golf. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with golf.
~ Andrew Perry


The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
~ Phyllis Diller ( Is that true?Pros out there?)

The golf swing is like sex: you can't be thinking of the mechanics of the act while you're doing it.
~ Dave Hill tongue

There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
~ Lee Trevino

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
~ Henry Youngman











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PostSubject: Re: Notable quotes   Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:22 am

Last one is awesome! Good stuff!
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PostSubject: Re: Notable quotes   Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:47 pm


Found another one

Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour. ~Anonymous


And this familiar one

Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes.
~ Dave Marr

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PostSubject: Re: Notable quotes   Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:40 pm

Lee trevino

"If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron."
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PostSubject: Re: Notable quotes   Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:41 pm

• "I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible."

• "I still swing the way I used to, but when I look up the ball is going in a different direction."
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PostSubject: Re: Notable quotes   Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:58 pm

Funny guy this Lee Trevino

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
~ Lee Trevino



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PostSubject: Re: Notable quotes   Fri Jul 13, 2012 4:53 pm

Haha nice one!
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PostSubject: Re: Notable quotes   Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:19 pm

kkekekekek funny
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