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PostSubject: If you love David Feherty   Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:09 am

David Feherty a well known and funny golf commentator has put together his 6 favorite Golf Quotes:

1. "Fortunately, he (Rory) is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body."

2. "That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in bacon."

3. "I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week. He's attending the birth of his next wife."

4. Tommy Gainey's grip: "They look like two lobsters trying to screw."

5. Jim Furyk's swing: "It looks like an octopus falling out of a tree."

6. "He's (Luke Donald) a bloody walking ATM. I slid my AmEx card between the cheeks of his ass and out popped $500."

AND, THE EXTRA ONE, DESCRIBING V.J. SINGH'S PRODIGIOUS PRACTICE REGIME:

"VJ HITS MORE BALLS THAN ELTON JOHN'S CHIN"
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PostSubject: Re: If you love David Feherty   Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:24 am

Man, where did you find these gems! Awesome way to start Friday!
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PostSubject: Re: If you love David Feherty   Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:41 am

It's been a slow Friday, no golf games set up.
Trolling the internet. Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: If you love David Feherty   Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:54 am

Wahahhahahahahahahaahahaha!!!
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PostSubject: Re: If you love David Feherty   Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:26 pm

Good one!!! Especially the last one...

ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: If you love David Feherty   Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:35 pm

sob wrote:
David Feherty a well known and funny golf commentator has put together his 6 favorite Golf Quotes:
3. "I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week. He's attending the birth of his next wife."

haha this one very good! lol! ROFL cheers thanks for sharing
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