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puteh83
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PostSubject: Same Problem   Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:30 pm

The minister of health was visiting one of the country's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my god!", said the minister, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"

The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry sir, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry" said the minister.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God", said the minister, "What's happening in there?"

The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."
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PostSubject: Re: Same Problem   Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:32 pm

puteh83 wrote:
The minister of health was visiting one of the country's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my god!", said the minister, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"

The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry sir, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry" said the minister.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God", said the minister, "What's happening in there?"

The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

ROFLOL!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Same Problem   Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:34 pm

Better health plan.... ka ka kak ka ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Same Problem   Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:23 pm

YO bro puteh83.....which Hospital......i have some problem too !

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PostSubject: Re: Same Problem   Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:12 pm

Uncle Lau wrote:
YO bro puteh83.....which Hospital......i have some problem too !

pale

You sure it's not a sperm bank?
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PostSubject: Re: Same Problem   Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:54 pm

UL has the $$$$ for better plans.... May be the added "Via*ra" medication is required...
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PostSubject: Re: Same Problem   Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:26 pm

Funny but probably would be rated M or at least R by the gummit censorship board.

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