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iron eagle
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PostSubject: Special High intensity Training...........   Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:34 pm

To all employees
From: The Management
Subject : Special High Intensity Training

In order to assure highest level of quality and productivity for emplyees. It will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program. Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than any one else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job training, Please see your Manager. You will immediately be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list and our Managers are especially skilled at seeing you all get the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take this S.H.I .T. will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Program (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.) Those who failed to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will to go for Employees Atittude Training (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.) Since our Managers from S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore and full of S.H.I.T already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T you may be interested in job training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.) Those are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. Will get
the S.H.I.T. job, and can apply for the promotion to Director of Intensity Program (D.I.P. S.H.I.T)

If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head of Training Special High Intensity Training (H.OT. S.H.I.T)

Thank you,

Boss in General
Special High Intensity Training
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T)


Jokes only...have a good laught ha ha!

G'Day mate!




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PostSubject: Re: Special High intensity Training...........   Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:39 pm

Haha I knew I'm
not supposed to read this during office hr! LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Special High intensity Training...........   Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:40 pm

Heard that before sometime back but still beri funny
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PostSubject: Re: Special High intensity Training...........   Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:53 pm

How about this one:


This is from an actual trial in the UK.

A young Woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus.

When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated
on account of her condition.

She changed her seat & he seemed more amused.

She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more, she filed a court
case on him.

In the court the Man's defence was:

"When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was
pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read 'Coming Soon- The
unknown boon'. I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving
advertisement, which read: 'William's stick did the trick'."

"Then I could not control myself any longer, when on the third move she
sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have
prevented this accident..'

The case was dismissed... the judge fell off his chair laughing....

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PostSubject: Re: Special High intensity Training...........   Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:40 pm

Nice one ..
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