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PostSubject: Re: Posioned   Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:06 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Posioned   Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:07 pm

crayon33 wrote:
Dear Rarz Fit TA,

I will always remember the day you arrived, delivered into my arms by the UPS delivery man, and the first time I unwrapped you. I will remember how we split the fairways and found joy in creating a parabola that seems to defy the law of physics.

Although the time we spent was short, just less than 1 month, I really treasured every moment we shared. Through Air, Land and Sea, we were a perfect match. I swore I will no longer be with another driver and I broke off with the white bitch (or the other name that you call her, the R11 Slut) and ms Titty.

It may be of some surprise that we are parting ways, I can only apologize and tell you that I am sorry. I am a rascal and frankly, I deserve to be shot. You have been responsible for at least 3 birdies in this short time, and yet I still cannot commit. At this time, I can truthfully say that there isn't anyone else. I wish you well, and if our paths were to cross again in the future, I hope you will not be the spiteful bitch and ruin my day.




You heartless cad. I like. One ho to another. Now come and embrace the Japanese. Enough occasion them American bitches already.


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PostSubject: Re: Posioned   Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:08 pm

crayon33 wrote:
Dear Rarz Fit TA,

I will always remember the day you arrived, delivered into my arms by the UPS delivery man, and the first time I unwrapped you. I will remember how we split the fairways and found joy in creating a parabola that seems to defy the law of physics.

Although the time we spent was short, just less than 1 month, I really treasured every moment we shared. Through Air, Land and Sea, we were a perfect match. I swore I will no longer be with another driver and I broke off with the white bitch (or the other name that you call her, the R11 Slut) and ms Titty.

It may be of some surprise that we are parting ways, I can only apologize and tell you that I am sorry. I am a rascal and frankly, I deserve to be shot. You have been responsible for at least 3 birdies in this short time, and yet I still cannot commit. At this time, I can truthfully say that there isn't anyone else. I wish you well, and if our paths were to cross again in the future, I hope you will not be the spiteful bitch and ruin my day.





GOOD ONE! Callaway
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PostSubject: Re: Posioned   Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:13 pm

crayon33 wrote:
Dear Rarz Fit TA,

I will always remember the day you arrived, delivered into my arms by the UPS delivery man, and the first time I unwrapped you. I will remember how we split the fairways and found joy in creating a parabola that seems to defy the law of physics.

Although the time we spent was short, just less than 1 month, I really treasured every moment we shared. Through Air, Land and Sea, we were a perfect match. I swore I will no longer be with another driver and I broke off with the white bitch (or the other name that you call her, the R11 Slut) and ms Titty.

It may be of some surprise that we are parting ways, I can only apologize and tell you that I am sorry. I am a rascal and frankly, I deserve to be shot. You have been responsible for at least 3 birdies in this short time, and yet I still cannot commit. At this time, I can truthfully say that there isn't anyone else. I wish you well, and if our paths were to cross again in the future, I hope you will not be the spiteful bitch and ruin my day.

Really touching! * Sobs sobs *


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PostSubject: Re: Posioned   Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:07 am

crayon33 wrote:
Dear Rarz Fit TA,

I will always remember the day you arrived, delivered into my arms by the UPS delivery man, and the first time I unwrapped you. I will remember how we split the fairways and found joy in creating a parabola that seems to defy the law of physics.
Although the time we spent was short, just less than 1 month, I really treasured every moment we shared. Through Air, Land and Sea, we were a perfect match. I swore I will no longer be with another driver and I broke off with the white bitch (or the other name that you call her, the R11 Slut) and ms Titty.

It may be of some surprise that we are parting ways, I can only apologize and tell you that I am sorry. I am a rascal and frankly, I deserve to be shot. You have been responsible for at least 3 birdies in this short time, and yet I still cannot commit. At this time, I can truthfully say that there isn't anyone else. I wish you well, and if our paths were to cross again in the future, I hope you will not be the spiteful bitch and ruin my day.




Gd bye... I will c it this Sunday with new owner
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PostSubject: Re: Posioned   Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:34 am

@crayon33 another solid writer... *clap clap clap*
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PostSubject: Re: Posioned   Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:51 am

anyone selling Golo 33"???

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PostSubject: Re: Posioned   Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:18 am

So got sleep last nite??
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PostSubject: Re: Posioned   Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:19 am

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