Caddies will always give feedback on the course. Some better than
Here are some hilarious caddy remarks to start your Friday:
Golfer: "Well Caddy, How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good, Sir! But personally I prefer Golf."
Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!
Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, Sir."
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this
Caddy: "Try heaven," advised the caddy. "You've already moved most
of the earth."
Golfer: "Caddy, Do you think my game is improving?
Caddy: "Oh yes, Sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used
Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a crime any day of the week!"
Golfer: "That can't be my ball. It looks far too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we started, sir."
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"
Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go
drown myself in that lake."
Caddy: "I doubt you could keep your head down that long."