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PostSubject: My physical examination   Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:17 pm
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.

I described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, about 7km, through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers".

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"

"No," I replied, "I'm just a shit golfer"
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PostSubject: Re: My physical examination   Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:38 pm
LOL!

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PostSubject: Re: My physical examination   Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:56 pm
ROFL ROFL

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PostSubject: Re: My physical examination   Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:38 pm
Good one!
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PostSubject: Re: My physical examination   Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:41 pm
Nice one .... Great joke Beer
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PostSubject: Re: My physical examination   Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:49 pm
upz! cheers!
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PostSubject: Re: My physical examination   Sat Aug 18, 2012 7:33 am
nice one
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PostSubject: Re: My physical examination   Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:20 am
Dang.....
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