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Slicer51 Super Active Golfer


Posts : 2448 Join date : 2010-05-29 Age : 60 Location : Surabaya
 | Subject: My physical examination Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:17 pm | |
| During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day this way:
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, about 7km, through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers".
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a shit golfer" |
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Posts : 15658 Join date : 2009-06-18 Age : 42 Location : Typically OOB
 | Subject: Re: My physical examination Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:38 pm | |
| LOL!
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Posts : 1370 Join date : 2010-08-17 Location : Where the sun rises...
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Posts : 1143 Join date : 2009-11-11 Age : 28 Location : Gold Coast , QLD
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| Nice one .... Great joke |
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Posts : 70 Join date : 2012-07-10 Location : Merlion Town
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Posts : 2978 Join date : 2009-06-19 Age : 43 Location : Sinkapoh
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