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PostSubject: My upcoming book   Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:26 am

[Joke Adapted from golfwrx with some localisation]

I have been very busy over the past two years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about Golf. I am very proud of the results and in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and family to be the first to own a copy.

Here is the Table of Contents from my new book - "Winning Golf Strategies," which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my own years of experience in the game and observations of golfing partners.

Table of Contents -


Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Noodle from the Drop Zone When You Hit a ProV1 from the Tee
Chapter 3 - Things Your Physics Teacher Did Not Tell You About Gravity - Why Water is a Ball Magnet
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank
Chapter 5 - When to Give the Marshall the Finger
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 - How to Urinate Behind a 4" x 4" Post Undetected.
Chapter 10 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 11 - How to explain that you found your ball that everyone else saw go in the water
Chapter 12 - How to deal with the fact that your Wife Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th hole.
Chapter 13 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
Chapter 14 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee
Chapter 15 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 16 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 17 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 18 - Use a Strong Grip on the Hand Wedge and a Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge.
Chapter 19 - Why Your Pre-Shot Routine Should Include A Mental Review of All The Golf Digest Swing Tips You Ever Read, and How Many Minutes Is Appropriate for You to Take
Chapter 20 - Why Your Buddy's Caddy comes with a Pretty Face and a Flirtatious Smile and Yours comes with an Adam's Apple


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PostSubject: Re: My upcoming book   Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:28 am

Oh my goodness... which section of the bookshop do you think this will be placed under? lol!

Anyway ... congrats on publishing...
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PostSubject: Re: My upcoming book   Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:39 am

pippin wrote:
Oh my goodness... which section of the bookshop do you think this will be placed under? lol!

Anyway ... congrats on publishing...

Ah, thanks for the kind comments, but I don't deserve it. It was a joke I adapted from another site. Should have made it clearer, w my apologies.

Sounded real though, didn't it?
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PostSubject: Re: My upcoming book   Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:50 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: My upcoming book   Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:36 am

+1 Good one!.. almost believed u till i check which forum it was under Smile
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PostSubject: Re: My upcoming book   Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:49 pm

Thanks for sharing Lee. It is about time for our re-match Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: My upcoming book   Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:58 pm

Slicer51 wrote:
Thanks for sharing Lee. It is about time for our re-match Very Happy

I concur.
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PostSubject: Re: My upcoming book   Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:43 pm

I like the way that any sort of sharing usually ends up in a golf game/challenge... cheers
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PostSubject: Re: My upcoming book   Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:05 pm

pippin wrote:
I like the way that any sort of sharing usually ends up in a golf game/challenge... cheers

And rapidly morphing into a strokes bargaining session. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: My upcoming book   Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:07 pm

jeffman88 wrote:
+1 Good one!.. almost believed u till i check which forum it was under Smile
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Sorry for the false alarm.

Sooo... you think I should write a book? Interesting idea worth pondering...
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PostSubject: Re: My upcoming book   Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:20 pm

Lee36328 wrote:
jeffman88 wrote:
+1 Good one!.. almost believed u till i check which forum it was under Smile
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Sorry for the false alarm.

Sooo... you think I should write a book? Interesting idea worth pondering...

yups u shd and richly illustrate it with full colored descriptive photographs and diagrams!
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PostSubject: Re: My upcoming book   Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:32 pm

Lee36328 wrote:
pippin wrote:
I like the way that any sort of sharing usually ends up in a golf game/challenge... cheers

And rapidly morphing into a strokes bargaining session. Laughing

how about write a book centered around hustling??
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