A woman gets on a city bus. She looks at the driver and
holds up one hand; the driver holds up two hands.
Next, the woman points up; the driver points down.
Then, the woman grabs her breast; the driver grabs his
Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus.
A curious passenger asked the bus driver what the odd
motions were all about.
The driver explained, "The woman is a deaf-mute. She asked
me if a bus
ride is five cents, and I told her it was ten cents.
Next, she asked if the bus was going uptown, and I told her
going downtown. Then, she asked if the bus was going pass
milk-farm,and I told her it was going pass the ball-park."
The passenger interjected, "Okay, but why did she grab her
butt as she
left the bus?"
The driver continued, she replied "Oh shit, I'm on the