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PostSubject: All men are Honest Even when they lie   Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:44 am

If female, and reading this article then just realize the value of a man; and if male, then feel proud after reading it!

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"


The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care
of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE MEN ARE TRULY HO
NORABLE !!!" [/size]
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PostSubject: Re: All men are Honest Even when they lie   Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:22 pm

ha.... hahahah
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PostSubject: Re: All men are Honest Even when they lie   Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:26 pm

+1 hahahaaa cheers
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PostSubject: Re: All men are Honest Even when they lie   Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:41 pm

Pretty sure this joke is old coz examples of jolie and diaz may not apply no more since we hv kristen stewart and kathy perry overshadowing but sure still funny !

Thanks tdo made my day
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PostSubject: Re: All men are Honest Even when they lie   Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:49 pm

+1 Good mid-week joke!

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PostSubject: Re: All men are Honest Even when they lie   Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:24 pm

Begbie wrote:
Pretty sure this joke is old coz examples of jolie and diaz may not apply no more since we hv kristen stewart and kathy perry overshadowing but sure still funny !

Thanks tdo made my day

Oh yes, these 2 beauties are still ravishing and chio.

BTW the putter I bought from you is currently my favourite.
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PostSubject: Re: All men are Honest Even when they lie   Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:34 pm

TDO wrote:
Begbie wrote:
Pretty sure this joke is old coz examples of jolie and diaz may not apply no more since we hv kristen stewart and kathy perry overshadowing but sure still funny !

Thanks tdo made my day

Oh yes, these 2 beauties are still ravishing and chio.

BTW the putter I bought from you is currently my favourite.
Beer

Its always like that.. They nvr work when they are with me... Hahaa.. Enjoy it bro !
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PostSubject: Re: All men are Honest Even when they lie   Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:08 pm

Begbie wrote:
TDO wrote:
Begbie wrote:
Pretty sure this joke is old coz examples of jolie and diaz may not apply no more since we hv kristen stewart and kathy perry overshadowing but sure still funny !

Thanks tdo made my day

Oh yes, these 2 beauties are still ravishing and chio.

BTW the putter I bought from you is currently my favourite.
Beer

Its always like that.. They nvr work when they are with me... Hahaa.. Enjoy it bro !

Except your driving wedge which out drove all of us.... What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: All men are Honest Even when they lie   Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:34 pm

"Except your driving wedge which out drove all of us.... "

Huh! Got driving wedge one ah! Never heard of it before.uh! Got driving wedge one ah! Never heard of it before. Question
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PostSubject: Re: All men are Honest Even when they lie   Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:42 pm

blee wrote:
Begbie wrote:
TDO wrote:
Begbie wrote:
Pretty sure this joke is old coz examples of jolie and diaz may not apply no more since we hv kristen stewart and kathy perry overshadowing but sure still funny !

Thanks tdo made my day

Oh yes, these 2 beauties are still ravishing and chio.

BTW the putter I bought from you is currently my favourite.
Beer

Its always like that.. They nvr work when they are with me... Hahaa.. Enjoy it bro !

Except your driving wedge which out drove all of us.... What a Face

Hahaa still wanna bluff ppl.. I hardly drove any longer than u did..
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PostSubject: Re: All men are Honest Even when they lie   Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:48 pm

Begbie wrote:
blee wrote:


Except your driving wedge which out drove all of us.... What a Face

Hahaa still wanna bluff ppl.. I hardly drove any longer than u did..

given the topic that all men are honest even when they lie

I cant decide whether Blee or Begbie is honest or lying in the above. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: All men are Honest Even when they lie   Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:50 pm

great joke... should recommend to tell my wife... haha
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PostSubject: Re: All men are Honest Even when they lie   Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:55 pm

@TDO : blee talking abt my Lady spec driver... A flex w 13.5 deg loft... Like a driving wedge..
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PostSubject: Re: All men are Honest Even when they lie   Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:00 pm

charlesho wrote:
great joke... should recommend to tell my wife... haha

Be careful bro. Don't get into unnecessary trouble with the "Law Minister" at home. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: All men are Honest Even when they lie   Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:01 pm

Begbie wrote:
@TDO : blee talking abt my Lady spec driver... A flex w 13.5 deg loft... Like a driving wedge..

I see. Thought really got that type of club. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: All men are Honest Even when they lie   Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:15 pm

Nice! Thx for sharing! Let me share this in return!

=============================================================
Ed wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes,
and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the
side table.


He sits down and sees his clothing
in front of him,
all clean and pressed. Ed looks around the room and sees
that it is in perfect order,spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.


He takes the aspirins and notices
a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go
shopping. Love you."


So he goes to the kitchen and sure
enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also
at
the table, eating.


Ed asks, "Son, what happened last
night?"


His son says, "Well, you came home
after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the
hallway,
and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."


Confused, Ed asks, "So, why is
everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"


His son replies, "Oh that! Mom
dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said,
"Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

Moral:
A self-induced hangover -
$100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right
thing - priceless
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PostSubject: Re: All men are Honest Even when they lie   Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:54 pm

TDO wrote:
charlesho wrote:
great joke... should recommend to tell my wife... haha

Be careful bro. Don't get into unnecessary trouble with the "Law Minister" at home. Very Happy

That is the Law n Finance Minister to be exact... haha...

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PostSubject: Re: All men are Honest Even when they lie   Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:08 pm

IGT wrote:
Nice! Thx for sharing! Let me share this in return!

=============================================================
Ed wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes,
and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the
side table.


He sits down and sees his clothing
in front of him,
all clean and pressed. Ed looks around the room and sees
that it is in perfect order,spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.


He takes the aspirins and notices
a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go
shopping. Love you."


So he goes to the kitchen and sure
enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also
at
the table, eating.


Ed asks, "Son, what happened last
night?"


His son says, "Well, you came home
after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the
hallway,
and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."


Confused, Ed asks, "So, why is
everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"


His son replies, "Oh that! Mom
dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said,
"Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

Moral:
A self-induced hangover -
$100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right
thing - priceless
that's a good one
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PostSubject: Re: All men are Honest Even when they lie   Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:06 pm

nice one bro
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PostSubject: Re: All men are Honest Even when they lie   Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:39 pm

charlesho wrote:
TDO wrote:
charlesho wrote:
great joke... should recommend to tell my wife... haha

Be careful bro. Don't get into unnecessary trouble with the "Law Minister" at home. Very Happy

That is the Law n Finance Minister to be exact... haha...

Wow! She holds 2 portfolios. Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: All men are Honest Even when they lie   Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:49 pm

IGT wrote:
Nice! Thx for sharing! Let me share this in return!

=============================================================
Ed wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes,
and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the
side table.


He sits down and sees his clothing
in front of him,
all clean and pressed. Ed looks around the room and sees
that it is in perfect order,spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.


He takes the aspirins and notices
a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go
shopping. Love you."


So he goes to the kitchen and sure
enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also
at
the table, eating.


Ed asks, "Son, what happened last
night?"


His son says, "Well, you came home
after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the
hallway,
and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."


Confused, Ed asks, "So, why is
everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"


His son replies, "Oh that! Mom
dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said,
"Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

Moral:
A self-induced hangover -
$100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right
thing - priceless

Heard this before but thanks for sharing
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