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Lamts18
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PostSubject: About life.... so true....   Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:25 pm

人啊!

沒錢的時候,養豬;
有錢的時候,養狗。

沒錢的時候,在家裡吃野菜;
有錢的時候,在酒店吃野菜。

沒錢的時候,在馬路上騎自行車;
有錢的時候,在客廳裡騎自行車。

沒錢的時候想結婚;
有錢的時候想離婚。

沒錢的時候老婆兼秘書;
有錢的時候秘書兼老婆。

沒錢的時候假裝有錢;
有錢的時候假裝沒錢。

人啊,都不講實話:

說股票是毒品,都在玩;
說金錢是罪惡,都在撈;

說美女是禍水,都想要;
說高處不勝寒,都在爬;

說煙酒傷身體,就不戒;
說天堂最美好,都不去!!!

當今社會,窮吃肉,富吃蝦,領導幹部吃王八;
男想高,女想瘦,狗穿衣裳人露肉;

過去把第一次留給丈夫;
現在把第一胎留給丈夫。

鄉下早晨雞叫人,
城裡晚上人叫雞;

舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身,
新社會演員賣身不賣藝。


人生是什麼?
只 用了4 4 個字 , 就把人生講完了...
所以 人與人 , 有啥好計較的咧 ?
快樂好相處比較重要啦!

1 歲時 出場亮相
10 歲時 功課至上
20 歲時 春心盪漾
30 歲時 職場對抗
40 歲時 身材發胖
50 歲時 打打麻將
60 歲時 老當益壯
70 歲時 常常健忘
80 歲時 搖搖晃晃
90 歲時 迷失方向

100 歲時 掛在牆上


祝大家愉快,好好做人
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PostSubject: Re: About life.... so true....   Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:32 pm

hahahhaa

"40 歲時 身材發胖" havent reach 40, already 發胖
"100 歲時 掛在牆上" this is so funny
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PostSubject: Re: About life.... so true....   Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:09 pm

siao liao. The last time I read any compo or poems in chinese was in 1993 and I got C5. No

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PostSubject: Re: About life.... so true....   Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:10 pm

Sir, got such thing as long hair dictionary nowadays... Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: About life.... so true....   Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:33 pm

S70B wrote:
siao liao. The last time I read any compo or poems in chinese was in 1993 and I got C5. No

Bro u got C5 means u can still read some of the character for me i cant even read LOL
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PostSubject: Re: About life.... so true....   Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:41 pm

Ba weep gra na wip ni ni bong?

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