Golf Republic Forum - Singapore's most active golfing forum.
 
HomeFAQCalendarRegisterLog in

Share | 
 

 Irish Man in the Elevator

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
TDO
Super Active Golfer
Super Active Golfer


Posts : 2255
Join date : 2011-10-02
Age : 60
Location : West

PostSubject: Irish Man in the Elevator   Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:54 pm

IRISHMAN IN THE ELEVATOR




A skinny little Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says:
'7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.'

The Irishman faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?'

In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'

The big dude says,
'I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me...................
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.'

The little white Irishman says:

'Turner Brown'? .......Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"!
Back to top Go down
Begbie
Super Active Golfer
Super Active Golfer


Posts : 1330
Join date : 2010-06-04
Age : 38

PostSubject: Re: Irish Man in the Elevator   Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:15 pm

Muahahaaaa ice cream !!!
Back to top Go down
Technospaz
Advisor
Advisor


Posts : 15650
Join date : 2009-06-18
Age : 41
Location : Typically OOB

PostSubject: Re: Irish Man in the Elevator   Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:16 pm

ROFLOL!!

_________________
Clearing my Storeroom of golfing goodies. Please help support Smile

"A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom." Henry Beard
Back to top Go down
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: Irish Man in the Elevator   Today at 8:10 pm

Back to top Go down
 
Irish Man in the Elevator
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Irish River Guide
» Peter Kelly Irish Indo Article
» An old Irish WW2 Spitfire Pilot
» Irish Fingerboard Meetup( first ever meetup in Ireland)
» Irish Logic

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Singapore Golf Forum - Golf Republic :: The 19th Hole :: Jokes & Humours-
Jump to:  
Friends of Golf RepublicFriends of Golf RepublicFriends of Golf Republic
Copyright © 2009 Golf Republic. All Rights Reserved.