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PostSubject: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:07 pm

May i know how many of you don't shit before your game? I realize many golfer shit before their game include me, Wahahaha.... I feel I cannot swing well without shitting, I will sharted between the game.
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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:08 pm

"sharted" meaning???
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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:09 pm

What the? I was prepared to bet good money that the thread starter here would be Duval.

And, yes, I need to 'go' before I play. But then again, it's my morning routine. My porcelain cruise. As I've mentioned before, it's a great ride except when I read Golf mags and see familiar faces... after which time, the cruise sputters and sinks.

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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:09 pm

BestofTheBest wrote:
"sharted" meaning???

Shit and farted.

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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:10 pm

Bingo!!!
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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:10 pm

Technospaz wrote:
BestofTheBest wrote:
"sharted" meaning???

Shit and farted.



Alamak!!!


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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:11 pm

ROFL ....... Also my part of repertoire!

Good topic....I like it. Thx
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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:21 pm

Lol.... sometimes I do n sometimes dun....

But when I play with Suzuki, I shit thru out the game.....
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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:24 pm

3131T wrote:
Lol.... sometimes I do n sometimes dun....

But when I play with Suzuki, I shit thru out the game.....

Shit blood?

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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:26 pm

Pat,


Tomorrow you partner me, don't need to shit, we make the other 2 not only shit, they LAU..... ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:27 pm

Suzuki wrote:
Pat,


Tomorrow you partner me, don't need to shit, we make the other 2 not only shit, they LAU..... ROFL



Whats happening tomorrow?

"shit" as in my avatar?
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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:32 pm

Tomorrow I have a game, me and my partner intent to make our opponent shit on the course.
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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:37 pm

Suzuki wrote:
Tomorrow I have a game, me and my partner intent to make our opponent shit on the course.


heng ah..... lucky not me

if its me, tonite dinner i sure skip.....

if not, sure LAU.....

afterall its suzuki-san leh, dun pray pray.....
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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:37 pm

Suzuki wrote:
Tomorrow I have a game, me and my partner intent to make our opponent shit on the course.


Im sure teh course maintenance ppl hav enough to go by
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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:38 pm

Tcss about shit ? No other topic mehhhh ?
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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:03 pm

Technospaz wrote:
3131T wrote:
Lol.... sometimes I do n sometimes dun....

But when I play with Suzuki, I shit thru out the game.....

Shit blood?

Lol.... worst case will be intestine shit out too....
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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:03 pm

hm... it seems suzuki-san is not who he appears to be...
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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:06 pm

Suzuki wrote:
Pat,


Tomorrow you partner me, don't need to shit, we make the other 2 not only shit, they LAU..... ROFL

Swee la partner.... tmr make them lau.... u do ur game part while I mind f**k them.... lol....
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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:15 pm

slinger wrote:
Suzuki wrote:
Tomorrow I have a game, me and my partner intent to make our opponent shit on the course.


heng ah..... lucky not me

if its me, tonite dinner i sure skip.....

if not, sure LAU.....

afterall its suzuki-san leh, dun pray pray.....


Bro.. The (un)lucky person is me lor...

I thought golf is just about mu$a, now losers also kena shit... Sad Sad

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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:56 pm

mUAr_cHEe wrote:
hm... it seems suzuki-san is not who he appears to be...

Ya lor, they over rated me, I'm a strong 18 HCPER, but they just like to TCSS. I bopian. You are my new inspiration. If we have chance to game again you must give me 3/3 ok?
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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 5:11 pm

Is shitting before golf related to golf equipment? Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 5:13 pm

nutty88 wrote:
Is shitting before golf related to golf equipment? Twisted Evil

lol! lol! lol!

Thats Suzuki...

He ever post a local game jioing kakis in Marketplace...
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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 5:30 pm

Suzuki wrote:
May i know how many of you don't shit before your game? I realize many golfer shit before their game include me, Wahahaha.... I feel I cannot swing well without shitting, I will sharted between the game.

Wow now we r talking about sh1t now in this forum. LOL.
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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 5:35 pm

3131T wrote:
nutty88 wrote:
Is shitting before golf related to golf equipment? Twisted Evil

lol! lol! lol!

Thats Suzuki...

He ever post a local game jioing kakis in Marketplace...

Maybe he applies shit on his club face or golf ball to make it go further? Then it will make sense to post it under this section. Beer
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PostSubject: Re: If you don't shit before your game   Mon Sep 24, 2012 5:54 pm

My God! You guys are so full of shit. lol!

Most of the time I will do it at home before leaving for the course. Laughing
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