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PostSubject: Some golf jokes   Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:23 pm

Ah, saw this on one of my friend FB posting so just share, not sure if its being shared before;

"I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
"Think you can keep your head down that long, sir?"

Number :
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break
100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven sir, you've
already moved most of the earth."

Number : 8
Golfer: "Do you think my
game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir . . . . You miss the
ball much closer now."

Number : 7
Golfer: "Do you think I can
get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually, sir."

Number : 6
Golfer: "You've got to be
the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so
sir . . . That would be too much of a coincidence."

: 5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time.
It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a
watch sir - it's a compass."

Number :
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"

Caddy: "It's very good sir - but personally, I prefer

Number : 3
Golfer: "Do you think it's
a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "I'm afraid the way you
play sir, it's a sin on any day."

Number :
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever
played on."
Caddy: "But this isn't the golf course . .
.. We left that an hour ago sir."

And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."

Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

. . .
old favourite . . . about the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every
hole ....
finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy . . .

Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems . .. . ?"

Caddy: "There's a piece of s**t on the end of your
Golfer picks up his club and cleans the club face . . .
"No sir, it’s at the other end"
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PostSubject: Re: Some golf jokes   Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:34 pm

I think I ever read the joke number 10, 7, 6, 4, 3 & 2 and the rest were good. Thanks for sharing Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Some golf jokes   Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:45 pm

ROFL Nice! Thanks for sharing!
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PostSubject: Re: Some golf jokes   Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:12 pm

ROFLOL!! Good ones Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Some golf jokes   Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:59 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Some golf jokes   Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:39 pm

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will
grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog and then the frog said, "Thank you, but I
failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever
you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also
make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that
women will flock to.

"The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM-- she's
the most beautiful woman in the world.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world, and he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and
what's his is mine." So, KAZAM--she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish and she answered,
"I'd like a mild heart attack.
Don't mess with clever women.
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PostSubject: Re: Some golf jokes   Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:39 pm

LOL. i didnt see that coming.
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