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PostSubject: The Lion, The Dog, The Bear & The Pig...   Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:52 pm


One day, there were 4 animals...

The Pig, being playful asked the Dog, whether he would like to play..

The Dog, was bored too. He thought it was a good idea, thus asked the Bear along... Listening, was the Lion.. And he too, wanted to join in the fun..

The four then decided to go to Ochid Club next Friday 2 Nov for a game.. The Lion, afraid of rain, suggested to play in the morning...

The question is:

Who's who ???

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cheers

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PostSubject: Re: The Lion, The Dog, The Bear & The Pig...   Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:05 pm

U make it so dramatic sia. Lol
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PostSubject: Re: The Lion, The Dog, The Bear & The Pig...   Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:22 pm

No offence bro but logically, you sound like the Pig.
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PostSubject: Re: The Lion, The Dog, The Bear & The Pig...   Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:00 pm

kef529 wrote:
No offence bro but logically, you sound like the Pig.

Absolutely bro...

When you play with one 78 @ mbgc, 80 @ kranji, and another 80 @ changi, I can't help feeling like the pig

What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: The Lion, The Dog, The Bear & The Pig...   Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:01 pm

chien wrote:
kef529 wrote:
No offence bro but logically, you sound like the Pig.

Absolutely bro...

When you play with one 78 @ mbgc, 80 @ kranji, and another 80 @ changi, I can't help feeling like the pig

What a Face
Bro.....shorter course higher course? Question

But hor, my changi and kranji score almost the same also.
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PostSubject: Re: The Lion, The Dog, The Bear & The Pig...   Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:49 pm

No more animal planet for you.
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PostSubject: Re: The Lion, The Dog, The Bear & The Pig...   Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:28 pm

It's proven...

The Lion is strong & king of the animal kingdom..

The Dog can be naughty & mischievous, but when bites, very lethal..

The Bear has great strength and can be dangerous...

And the Pig ? Perhaps it's a Wild Boar... cheers

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PostSubject: Re: The Lion, The Dog, The Bear & The Pig...   Sat Nov 03, 2012 5:17 pm

chien wrote:
It's proven...

The Lion is strong & king of the animal kingdom..

The Dog can be naughty & mischievous, but when bites, very lethal..

The Bear has great strength and can be dangerous...

And the Pig ? Perhaps it's a Wild Boar... cheers


Now I know why they call it a piggy bank lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Lion, The Dog, The Bear & The Pig...   Sat Nov 03, 2012 5:42 pm



A pastor was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to he
and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

" Oh, I don't know," said the pastor "How about why there is God,
or Heaven or Hell, or life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The pastor visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss why there is God, or Heaven or Hell, or life after
death, when you don't know shit?"


And then she went back to reading her book


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