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PostSubject: THE REAL SINGAPOREAN GOLFER......    Fri Nov 09, 2012 2:31 pm

A priest, a doctor, a rich businessman (all Australians) and a Singaporean were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.

The Singaporean fumed... 'What's with those jerks? We're waiting fifteen minutes between shots!'

The doctor chimed in, 'It’s true, but I've never seen such poor golf.’

The rich businessman called out, 'Move it, time is money!'

The priest said, 'Here comes the Marshall. Let's have a word with him.'

'Excuse me, sir!' said the priest, 'What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'

The greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free any time.'

The group fell silent for a moment.

The priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.'

The doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything that he might be able to do for them.'

The rich businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire fighters union in honour of these brave souls!'

And the Singaporean said, 'Tiu nia seng, why can't these guys play at night ??!!'

..now, that's the true Singaporean spirited golfer!!!
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PostSubject: Re: THE REAL SINGAPOREAN GOLFER......    Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:37 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: THE REAL SINGAPOREAN GOLFER......    Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:26 pm

ROFL ROFL ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: THE REAL SINGAPOREAN GOLFER......    Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:27 pm

lol! Beer
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PostSubject: Re: THE REAL SINGAPOREAN GOLFER......    Sat Nov 10, 2012 12:17 am

wahahahha
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PostSubject: Re: THE REAL SINGAPOREAN GOLFER......    Fri Mar 01, 2013 6:30 pm

Make my day!! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: THE REAL SINGAPOREAN GOLFER......    Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:05 pm

Haha this is so funny cheers
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PostSubject: Re: THE REAL SINGAPOREAN GOLFER......    Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:23 pm

Nice one.

i have my own encounters with some "real" Singaporean golfers. Every week when I play at my home course, I would inevitably run into golfers in the front flight who insist on playing off blue when they are better off playing white. Having to wait at every shot is a real pain. They call it value for money; more shots to take to complete the hole! Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: THE REAL SINGAPOREAN GOLFER......    Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:17 pm

That's a good one!!
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PostSubject: Re: THE REAL SINGAPOREAN GOLFER......    Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:16 am

+ 1
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PostSubject: Re: THE REAL SINGAPOREAN GOLFER......    Wed Apr 17, 2013 2:24 am

savvy singaporeans haha
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PostSubject: Re: THE REAL SINGAPOREAN GOLFER......    Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:02 am

lol! lol! ROFL ROFL

+5

Gd 1 bro
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PostSubject: Re: THE REAL SINGAPOREAN GOLFER......    Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:19 am

Jeffman, that joke of yours is insanely funny ... It makes my day! We Sinkaporen are bunch of pragmatic ppl ... ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: THE REAL SINGAPOREAN GOLFER......    Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:45 am

Haha

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