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PostSubject: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:44 am

Having watched the BSO, I've figured out why I play golf so badly. I now need:

1. White long pants or fanciful/colorful long pants.
2. A white belt, preferably a thick white belt.
3. A stunning belt buckle... the shinier the better!
4. Grow a goatee. Dye it blond, if I can.
5. Have a caddy help me stretch. If the caddy is a pretty lady, that's a huge bonus.
6. Have a golf bag with my name stitched on.
7. Have 100Plus and water bottles readily available at every hole.
8. Have volunteers with signs telling the masses not to make noise, move, take photos, answer phones, breathe etc. follow me around and raise their hands before each and every shot I make.
9. Have a crowd follow me and cheer each time I hit a shot (semi-decent or otherwise) and go "AWWWWWWW" each time I miss a putt (whether by millimeters or by feet).
10. Have hospitality booths at the end of the 18 holes which serve a free-flow buffet!

Darn, I suck!

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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:54 am

you need to buy some expensive golf shirts, pants and belt with your initials on them...

JL....go for it.
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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:57 am

And PINK Dry fit shirt !!! Pink Pants too .... very fashionable ! lolz
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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:20 pm

yah..I am thinking of et purple shoes and outfit liao..hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:26 pm

now u all understand why i have to wear a hello kitty belt.
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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:43 pm

yah..than you can go meow meow meow like a kitty looking for partners...hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:01 pm

Eric ,... make a belt with SL for me ....
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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:11 pm

Don't forget the matching Oakley glasses and caps too....
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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:15 pm

some pro like jimenez got cigar sticking in their mouths....... dont forget that too
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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:21 pm

TS,

You got to dress like John Daly... The more bling, the better.
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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:31 pm

If you can't afford AK's taste from élevée clothing for his buckle, here is the cheaper option:

http://www.alibaba.com/product-free/255393385/Mens_Custom_Anthony_Kim_Crystal_Rhinestone.html

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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:09 pm

Lamts18 wrote:
Eric ,... make a belt with SL for me ....
Bro.. SL.. same initials as mine....

But often get confused for Sia Lan (who I found out from googling, is the iconic Jedi Guardian for the Star Wars Roleplaying Game!!!;
Not to be confused with LL, the Lau Lan, who I found out from Hokkien google; is the iconic brother, Jedi Guardian of low hanging nuts!!!) Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:24 pm

Quote :
Technospaz wrote:
Having watched the BSO, I've figured out why I play golf so badly. I now need:

1. White long pants or fanciful/colorful long pants.

Darn, I suck!

Now...to really help to play well is not only wearing white pants......ideally the inner pants (some call it underwear)..should be RED or BLACK....wah....sure attract increase viewership...
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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:34 pm

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Quote :
Technospaz wrote:
Having watched the BSO, I've figured out why I play golf so badly. I now need:

1. White long pants or fanciful/colorful long pants.

Darn, I suck!

Now...to really help to play well is not only wearing white pants......ideally the inner pants (some call it underwear)..should be RED or BLACK....wah....sure attract increase viewership...

Match it with super-tight-body-hugging shirt or better still, just wear the white skins.
Fwwooah... chocoman would definitely say this:
Stimmmmmm....
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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:34 pm

Wow !! I think wear white pants but dun wear anything inside better.. not hot when teh weather is hot and reduce friction when it rains and get wet...
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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:44 pm

4dtoto wrote:
Wow !! I think wear white pants but dun wear anything inside better.. not hot when teh weather is hot and reduce friction when it rains and get wet...

lol!

ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:39 pm

I saw 'em pants which have a split at the bottom. Very nice.

I need a cigar, some nice oakleys and a hot chio bu caddy.

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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:50 pm

Technospaz wrote:
I saw 'em pants which have a split at the bottom. Very nice.

Fwooah... macam kinky nighties...

Technospaz wrote:
I need a cigar, some nice oakleys and a hot chio bu caddy.

Cigar, I can bring (personally, I prefer cohibas so only have those).
Oakleys, I only have 1 real one and can lend you the knock-off version.
Hot Chio Bu Caddy... not in Singapore... have to go to Jakarta.
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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:52 pm

No no no. Like these:



From http://www.linksmagazine.com/best_of_golf/equipment/pro_shop/elevee_golf_pants_apparel_reviews.aspx

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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:01 pm

Ian Poulter's line of clothing is really ex in shops here. Its cheaper to get them online.

http://www.ianpoulterdesign.com/shop/Catalogue.asp?Parent=x&Show=NEW&ShowDesc=ALL%20NEW%20SUMMER&Page=1

I dunno why in the shops, his belts go for USD$89-$149. Some pants are also between USD$149-199. Whats interesting is that they sell some of them un-tailored in length so you can alter it to your preference.

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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:09 pm

just go to yur neighbourhood tailor .. 3 for 80 sgd.. choose yur material plus tailored...

this slit is formerly used exclusively in ladies trousers.. but men nowadays r more in touch with their feminine side.. hehehehhe
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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:47 am

I wonder if anyone has tried the classic bowtie, golf shoes and thongs look?

It'll distract your partners (especially Techno Wink) and help you even out your tan! ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:21 am

I need a pair of fancy pants!

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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:23 am

With you on this one bro. Joke aside I'd always wanted a pair of pink tartan pants/berms for golf with an equally loud top lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Now I know why I play golf so badly   Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:23 am

TS, there's a tailor in Far East Shopping Centre who can do 3 pairs for just $200 I think. Fancy like you want and for golf.
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