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|Subject: Funny Doctor FAQ Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:07 pm|| |
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for s...o many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two body, your ratio two to one.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?
Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
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|Subject: Re: Funny Doctor FAQ Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:13 pm|| |
Thank you for sharing....excellent reading
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|Subject: Re: Funny Doctor FAQ Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:37 pm|| |
LOL. Love the whale one!
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|Subject: Re: Funny Doctor FAQ Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:52 pm|| |
Nice read for the day. To a certain extend, I believe in no. 1.
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|Subject: Re: Funny Doctor FAQ Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:04 am|| |
Thx for sharing
|Subject: Re: Funny Doctor FAQ Today at 5:50 am|| |
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