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Age : 52
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|Subject: Never underestimate Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:20 am|| |
A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock.
As the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer
bought one young cock from the market.
Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards
Young cock : What ya mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be
Old cock : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you
Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.
Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I
win, you shall allow me to have one hen and if I loose you will have all.
Young cock : O.K. What kind of competition?
Old cock : 50 metre run. From here to that tree. But due to my age,I hope
you allow me to start off the first 10 metres.
Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.
Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to
start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 metres mark the Young cock
chases him with all his might. Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back
in a matter of seconds.
Suddenly, Bang! ..... before he could overtake the Old cock, he was shot
dead by the farmer, who cursed, "DAMN!! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've
bought this week !"
THE MORAL OF THE STORY :
NEVER UNDER-ESTIMATE AN OLD COCK .....
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|Subject: Re: Never underestimate Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:21 am|| |
LOL! Good joke, bro!
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of golfing goodies. Please help support
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|Subject: Re: Never underestimate Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:25 pm|| |
What a nice one...
|Subject: Re: Never underestimate || |
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