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PostSubject: Naughty 5 year old   Mon Jan 28, 2013 10:12 pm

Naughty 5 yr Old

Dave was staring sadly into his beer and sighed heavily.

"What's up Dave?" asked the bartender. "It's not like you to be so down in the mouth."

"It's my five-year-old son, Little Johnny" the man replied.

"Don't tell me, he's in trouble for fighting in school? My boy's just the same. Forget about it; it happens to boys that age," said the bartender, sympathetically.

"I only wish it was that," answered Dave, "but it's much worse. "He got our 16-year-old baby sitter pregnant."

"That's impossible!" gasped the bartender.

"No, it's not." said Dave. "The little shit stuck a pin in all my condoms."
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PostSubject: Re: Naughty 5 year old   Mon Jan 28, 2013 10:39 pm

cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Naughty 5 year old   Mon Jan 28, 2013 10:59 pm

Laughing ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Naughty 5 year old   Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:03 am

Haha nice one!!! Razz Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Naughty 5 year old   Tue Jan 29, 2013 8:31 am

ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Naughty 5 year old   Tue Jan 29, 2013 8:53 am

A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. I
in her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, see them and they make you cry."

Then the daughter asked her mother...

"Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"

The mother, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases.
In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."
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PostSubject: Re: Naughty 5 year old   Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:03 am

Cheers Jump good 1
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PostSubject: Re: Naughty 5 year old   Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:39 am

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PostSubject: Re: Naughty 5 year old   Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:22 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Naughty 5 year old   Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:44 pm

iron eagle wrote:
A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. I
in her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, see them and they make you cry."

Then the daughter asked her mother...

"Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"

The mother, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases.
In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."

Ha! Ha! Bro, but your joke is not "Naughty 5 Year Old leh!
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PostSubject: Re: Naughty 5 year old   Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:44 pm

iron eagle wrote:
A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. I
in her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, see them and they make you cry."

Then the daughter asked her mother...

"Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"

The mother, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases.
In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."

ROFL good one! ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Naughty 5 year old   Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:36 pm

Very Happy affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Naughty 5 year old   Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:47 pm

Oooopsss... Hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Naughty 5 year old   Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:05 pm

uppz, need to hit 50 to post
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PostSubject: Re: Naughty 5 year old   Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:10 pm

Hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Naughty 5 year old   Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:59 pm

well said......well said........ lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Naughty 5 year old   Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:27 pm

This on is not 5 years old, its about a German Lady speak no English:

NO Speaka English
A German woman married an American gentleman born in Virginia and they lived happily ever after in his home town.
The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher counter and wanted to buy chicken legs.. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...





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Her husband speaks English....hellooo!
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