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PostSubject: Caught Speeding   Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:48 pm

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
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PostSubject: Re: Caught Speeding   Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:11 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Caught Speeding   Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:19 pm

Anyone trying this the next time when pulled over by a cop?

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PostSubject: Re: Caught Speeding   Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:35 pm

Haha..gd try..
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PostSubject: Re: Caught Speeding   Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:50 pm

Good 1 Cheers Jump
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PostSubject: Re: Caught Speeding   Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:45 pm

Love to hear anyone manage to pull this off in SG
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PostSubject: Re: Caught Speeding   Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:16 pm

nice. brave lady lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Caught Speeding   Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:30 am

It's a joke right? hahaha good one!
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PostSubject: Re: Caught Speeding   Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:06 pm

Seriously ... Recently the TPs are really active ... I got 2 summons ... Geez
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PostSubject: Re: Caught Speeding   Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:49 pm

Ya! got a warning summon too! watch out for the 80kph stretch along aye before going to ecp.

In singapore TP wont pull you over one. Summon letter goes straight to the mail box haha.
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