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PostSubject: SMART-ASS ANSWER   Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:28 pm

Got this while browsing a political blog, i thought it was quite da funni...

SMART-ASS ANSWER #6

It was mealtime during an airline flight. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.

“What are my choices?” John asked.

“Yes or no,” she replied.


SMART-ASS ANSWER #5



A
flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened
his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said,
“Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.”


SMART-ASS ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store
but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock
boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”


SMART-ASS ANSWER #3



The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.

“I've been waiting for you all day,” the officer said.

The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.


SMART-ASS ANSWER #2



A
truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that
read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in
front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for
miles.

Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to
the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, “Got stuck, huh?”

The truck driver says, “No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.”


SMART-ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2008!!



A
college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,
I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might
consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a
death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!”

A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
“What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete
and utter sexual exhaustion?” The entire class is reduced to laughter
and snickering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student,
shook her head and sweetly said, “Well, I guess you’d have to write the
exam with your other hand.”


A BONUS EXTRA



A
woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy
with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible; I look
old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.”

The husband replied, “Your eyesight’s good.”
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PostSubject: Re: SMART-ASS ANSWER   Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:40 pm

Well done dude....had a good time laughing ...college teacher one was the best
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