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fribriz
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PostSubject: A "Happily ever after story"   Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:43 pm

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'

'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife..

'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer.'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know....they have frozen glasses...'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,

'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips,etc..

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know....there' s swearing, dirty words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'

..........and, they lived happily ever after.

Now, isn't that a sweet story?!!
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PostSubject: Re: A "Happily ever after story"   Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:40 pm

Eh bro…why you like that? This kind of thing cannot put here one mah. Wait my OC see liao then got new idea then how? Razz
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PostSubject: Re: A "Happily ever after story"   Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:17 pm

brother brother........
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fribriz
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PostSubject: Re: A "Happily ever after story"   Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:26 pm

Swerve wrote:
Eh bro…why you like that? This kind of thing cannot put here one mah. Wait my OC see liao then got new idea then how? Razz

You just get married meh?

Anyway if your OC can speak like that man's wife...you don't need to go out to ....wahahahaha..
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