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PostSubject: 2 old men.....   Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:53 pm

2 OLD MEN HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE
LOCAL BROTHEL.

THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD
GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP
TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED
DOLL IN EACH BED.

THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT
WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM.THEY
WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'

THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO
OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR
BUSINESS

AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS,
'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'


'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'

'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND
ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.'

HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE. I THINK
MINE WAS A WITCH.'

'A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT? '

'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK,
AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW
OUT THE WINDOW... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!
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PostSubject: Re: 2 old men.....   Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:55 pm

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PostSubject: Re: 2 old men.....   Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:12 am

Good joke!! Very good joke!!

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