Golf Republic Forum - Singapore's most active golfing forum.
 
HomeFAQCalendarRegisterLog in

Share | 
 

 A Government job ....

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
Lamts18
Incredibly Active Golfer
Incredibly Active Golfer


Posts : 2514
Join date : 2009-06-19
Location : Singapore

PostSubject: A Government job ....   Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:56 pm

A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?

He replied, 'yes - caffeine'..

Have you ever been in the military service?

'Yes,' he replied.' I was in Iraq for two years.'

The interviewer said, 'That will give you 5 extra points
toward employment. Then he asked, are you disabled in any
way?'

The guy said, 'Yes.... a roadside bomb exploded near me and
I lost both of my testicles.'

The interviewer said O.K. - You've got enough
points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are
from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00
A.M. and plan on starting @ 10:00 A.M. every day.

The guy puzzled asks, 'if the work hours are from 8 to 4,
why do you want me here at 10?

'This is a government job,' the interviewer said. 'For the
first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and
scratching our balls.

No point in you coming in for that, is there??!'
Back to top Go down
Uncle Lau
Super Active Golfer
Super Active Golfer


Posts : 1505
Join date : 2009-06-19
Age : 51
Location : AMK Detention Barrack

PostSubject: Re: A Government job ....   Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:58 pm

Whoa ! Where can i apply ?

jocolor
Back to top Go down
andrewlee
Junior Golfer
Junior Golfer


Posts : 236
Join date : 2009-06-19
Location : Comfort DelGro Driving Center

PostSubject: Re: A Government job ....   Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:21 pm

Uncle Lau wrote:
Whoa ! Where can i apply ?

jocolor

So UL... u oso want to start work at 10am..... ROFL Basketball Basketball
Back to top Go down
Uncle Lau
Super Active Golfer
Super Active Golfer


Posts : 1505
Join date : 2009-06-19
Age : 51
Location : AMK Detention Barrack

PostSubject: Re: A Government job ....   Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:41 pm

Actually my works starts at 5pm and end 7pm or 12 midnight Very Happy

Start at 10am is a good change !

afro
Back to top Go down
Technospaz
Advisor
Advisor


Posts : 15650
Join date : 2009-06-18
Age : 41
Location : Typically OOB

PostSubject: Re: A Government job ....   Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:49 pm

UL, how come you only work 2 hours?

_________________
Clearing my Storeroom of golfing goodies. Please help support Smile

"A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom." Henry Beard
Back to top Go down
Uncle Lau
Super Active Golfer
Super Active Golfer


Posts : 1505
Join date : 2009-06-19
Age : 51
Location : AMK Detention Barrack

PostSubject: Re: A Government job ....   Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:21 pm

Hint......i move around fast and other people try hard to follow..... drunken

Beer
Back to top Go down
Technospaz
Advisor
Advisor


Posts : 15650
Join date : 2009-06-18
Age : 41
Location : Typically OOB

PostSubject: Re: A Government job ....   Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:22 pm

Uncle Lau wrote:
Hint......i move around fast and other people try hard to follow..... drunken

Beer

You're a macarena teacher?
Back to top Go down
Uncle Lau
Super Active Golfer
Super Active Golfer


Posts : 1505
Join date : 2009-06-19
Age : 51
Location : AMK Detention Barrack

PostSubject: Re: A Government job ....   Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:32 pm

NO ! i am a snatch thieve on roller blakes.....time are bad ! I so fat and old and ugly...how to be any dance teacher ????? scratch

I do heard someone in this forum is a Pro dance teacher, but it not me lah ! Think it L#$s^18 !!!

lol!
Back to top Go down
Technospaz
Advisor
Advisor


Posts : 15650
Join date : 2009-06-18
Age : 41
Location : Typically OOB

PostSubject: Re: A Government job ....   Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:34 pm

Uncle Lau wrote:
NO ! i am a snatch thieve on roller blakes.....time are bad ! I so fat and old and ugly...how to be any dance teacher ????? scratch

I do heard someone in this forum is a Pro dance teacher, but it not me lah ! Think it L#$s^18 !!!

lol!

Sure.. sure... do the macarena, coach!
Back to top Go down
Lamts18
Incredibly Active Golfer
Incredibly Active Golfer


Posts : 2514
Join date : 2009-06-19
Location : Singapore

PostSubject: Re: A Government job ....   Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:37 pm

Uncle Lau wrote:
NO ! i am a snatch thieve on roller blakes.....time are bad ! I so fat and old and ugly...how to be any dance teacher ????? scratch

I do heard someone in this forum is a Pro dance teacher, but it not me lah ! Think it L#$s^18 !!!

lol!

ya.. its me, its me... learn from you first... Mad
Back to top Go down
Uncle Lau
Super Active Golfer
Super Active Golfer


Posts : 1505
Join date : 2009-06-19
Age : 51
Location : AMK Detention Barrack

PostSubject: Re: A Government job ....   Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:40 pm

You want Belly Dancing demo by Fat and ugly UL and MT ?

Swing
Back to top Go down
Technospaz
Advisor
Advisor


Posts : 15650
Join date : 2009-06-18
Age : 41
Location : Typically OOB

PostSubject: Re: A Government job ....   Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:42 pm

Uncle Lau wrote:
You want Belly Dancing demo by Fat and ugly UL and MT ?

Swing

Yes, please.
Back to top Go down
Lamts18
Incredibly Active Golfer
Incredibly Active Golfer


Posts : 2514
Join date : 2009-06-19
Location : Singapore

PostSubject: Re: A Government job ....   Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:43 pm

at my age... i cant complain.... Very Happy
Back to top Go down
Uncle Lau
Super Active Golfer
Super Active Golfer


Posts : 1505
Join date : 2009-06-19
Age : 51
Location : AMK Detention Barrack

PostSubject: Re: A Government job ....   Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:49 pm

Stretcher
Back to top Go down
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: A Government job ....   Today at 11:58 am

Back to top Go down
 
A Government job ....
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Governors of 35 states have filed suit against the Federal Government for imposing unlawful burdens upon them
» Should the federal government control street signs?
» This is why the British Government is so good! Lol!
» Mods to my XRR...now I need a bailout from the government
» Good Canadian Samaritan

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Singapore Golf Forum - Golf Republic :: The 19th Hole :: Jokes & Humours-
Jump to:  
Friends of Golf RepublicFriends of Golf RepublicFriends of Golf Republic
Copyright © 2009 Golf Republic. All Rights Reserved.