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PostSubject: Starting a Fight - Tuesday (almost)   Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:45 pm

An uncle is 86 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his small fishing boat the other day near the Bedok Jetty when he heard a voice say,

"Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one.

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,

"Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top was a frog.

The uncle said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you old man. Pick me up.

Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.

I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."

The uncle looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, "Hey, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?

I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."

The wise Uncle opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
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PostSubject: Re: Starting a Fight - Tuesday (almost)   Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:07 pm

ha ha, wise man and a wise choice...
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PostSubject: Re: Starting a Fight - Tuesday (almost)   Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:08 am

Can cook tien ji porridge liao. yummy....
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