There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, “ Shoot me right in the head. ” Boom, he was dead instantly.
Then the Italian said, “ Just hang me. ” Snap! he was dead.
Then the Redneck said, “ Give me some of that AIDS stuff. ” They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Redneck said, “ Give me another one of those shots, ” so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, “ What ’ s wrong with you? ” The Redneck replied, “ You guys are so stupid … .. I ’ m wearing a condom. ”