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fribriz
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PostSubject: Redneck on deathrow   Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:08 am

There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot

2. to be hung

3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, “ Shoot me right in the head. ” Boom, he was dead instantly.

Then the Italian said, “ Just hang me. ” Snap! he was dead.

Then the Redneck said, “ Give me some of that AIDS stuff. ” They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing.

The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Redneck said, “ Give me another one of those shots, ” so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.

Finally the warden said, “ What ’ s wrong with you? ” The Redneck replied, “ You guys are so stupid … .. I ’ m wearing a condom. ” ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Redneck on deathrow   Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:23 am

Haha thats a gd 1
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PostSubject: Re: Redneck on deathrow   Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:00 am

lol!

GOOD!!
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