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PostSubject: Country Bumpkin Joke   Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:09 pm

Once a man wanted to know the time difference between UK and USA.
So he called up the Tourist Board and asked them "Could you tell me the time difference between UK & USA "
The man at the other end replies. "One second sir..." and the man immediately replies, "Thank you" and puts the phone down.
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PostSubject: Re: Country Bumpkin Joke   Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:22 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Country Bumpkin Joke   Fri Apr 19, 2013 6:29 pm

You hear this a Korean woman in US who can't pronounce "Clock"
hilarious:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYOmOLbyz8o

You will fall off your chair !!
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PostSubject: Re: Country Bumpkin Joke   Fri Apr 19, 2013 8:34 pm

It does seem to be stage. The pronouncing of "cock" could be intentional to make it sound humorous. The "Korean" woman speak near perfect English. So it cannot be she can't pronounce "clock" properly. The tricky questions thrown are also intentional. If it's not then this man is taking advantage of the woman.
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PostSubject: Re: Country Bumpkin Joke   Sat Apr 20, 2013 2:35 am

iron eagle wrote:
You hear this a Korean woman in US who can't pronounce "Clock"
hilarious:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYOmOLbyz8o

You will fall off your chair !!

hahaha! she's really hardworking though, kept on explaining the cock
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PostSubject: Re: Country Bumpkin Joke   Sat Apr 20, 2013 2:16 pm

Some Chinese can't pronounce "r" rolex becomes lolex!

Eddy becomes A..Lee!

ha ha!
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