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PostSubject: The phone call   Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:26 pm

At dawn the telephone rings,

"Hello, Señor Bob? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."

"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Señor Bob, that your parrot, he is dead".

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"

"Si, Señor, that's the one."

"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?"

"From eating the rotten meat, Señor Bob."

"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"

"Nobody, Señor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."

"Dead horse? What dead horse?"

"The thoroughbred, Señor Bob."

"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"

"Yes, Señor Bob, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."

"Are you insane? What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire, Señor."

"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"

"The one at your house, Señor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."

"What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!"

"Yes, Señor Bob."

"But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?"

"For the funeral, Señor Bob."

"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"

"Your wife's, Señor Bob. She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new RAZR Fit Extreme 9.5* w/ OBAN KIYOSHI BLACK S flex tipped 1/2" 45" D2sw."

SILENCE...........

LONG SILENCE.........

VERY LONG SILENCE....
"Ernesto, That is the best ball speed I got out of all my drivers...if you broke that driver, you're in deep sh1t."
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PostSubject: Re: The phone call   Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:28 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The phone call   Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:50 am

lol!
Nice one
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PostSubject: Re: The phone call   Mon Apr 22, 2013 5:55 am

LOL funny, nice to wake upto to start the week !
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PostSubject: Re: The phone call   Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:03 am

Nice one too drunken
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PostSubject: Re: The phone call   Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:26 am

ROFLOL! Good one!

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PostSubject: Re: The phone call   Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:50 am

Hahahhahaha! Nice!
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PostSubject: Re: The phone call   Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:51 am

lol! ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: The phone call   Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:26 am

Good one to kill the monday blues.
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PostSubject: Re: The phone call   Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:08 pm

LOL! nice one!
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PostSubject: Re: The phone call   Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:16 pm

wahahahahhaahaa
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PostSubject: Re: The phone call   Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:29 pm

ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: The phone call   Mon Apr 22, 2013 2:02 pm

LOL Good One Bro cheers
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PostSubject: Re: The phone call   Mon Apr 22, 2013 5:22 pm

lol!
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