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PostSubject: Is it too soon for MJ jokes???   Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:04 pm

Some MJ humour. R.I.P MJ.

Took out some of the more tasteless ones.


Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.



Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?

A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.



Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

A: From a catalogue.



Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?

A: He thought it was a delivery service.



Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.



Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?

A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
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PostSubject: Re: Is it too soon for MJ jokes???   Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:54 pm

Did you hear McDonalds are bringing out a new MJ burger. It has a 50 year old piece of meat inside two 8 year old buns...
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PostSubject: Re: Is it too soon for MJ jokes???   Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:07 pm

hilarious! keep them coming!
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PostSubject: Re: Is it too soon for MJ jokes???   Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:15 pm

Personally, I think it's too soon. He isn't even laid to rest yet.

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PostSubject: Re: Is it too soon for MJ jokes???   Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:05 pm

You are right.

Here's one regarding that issue:

Why can't they bury Michael Jackson?

A: He's had so much plastic surgery that they have to recycle him.

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PostSubject: Re: Is it too soon for MJ jokes???   Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:19 pm

Hmm.. I don't think there will be a good time to crack jokes about MJ....

Even though he lead a strange life by being white and doing so many plastic surgery...

He had contributed tremendously to the industry....

RIP MJ....
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PostSubject: Re: Is it too soon for MJ jokes???   Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:23 pm

He was a great entertainer, king of pop during his time.. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Is it too soon for MJ jokes???   Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:25 pm

And it come to pass.........

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