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TimLai
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PostSubject: Lighter side of life.   Wed May 15, 2013 10:52 am

A man was granted two wishes by God.
He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever.
He got holy water and Mother Teresa.
. . . . . . . . . . .
There are three kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Then some get married and wonder what happened!
. . . . . . . . . . .
Wives are Magicians. They can turn anything into an argument.
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When asked in class; Why do women live a better, longer and a more peaceful life than men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied:
"Because women don't have wives!"
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Husband to his wife: "Honey... I've invited a friend home for supper."
Wife: "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping,
all the dishes are dirty and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
Husband: "I know all that."
Wife: "Then why did you invite a friend home for supper?"
Husband: "Because the poor fool is thinking of getting married!"
. . . . . . . . . . .
Cool message to mother-in-law:
"Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children.
I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!"
. . . . . . . . . . .
When a married man replies; "I'll think about it."
What he really means is that he hasn't asked his wife for permission yet!
. . . . . . . . . . .
A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep!
What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him the opportunity to speak while he's awake!"
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PostSubject: Re: Lighter side of life.   Wed May 15, 2013 2:30 pm

Razz
nice jokes!!!

Especially the last one..
"Give him the opportunity to speak while he's awake!"
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PostSubject: Re: Lighter side of life.   Wed May 15, 2013 8:01 pm

hahaha. Love the wifey jokes!
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PostSubject: Re: Lighter side of life.   Thu May 16, 2013 11:00 am

thanks guys. personally I like the student's response 'cos woman don't have wife'.
hahahaha.

Hope the ladies here won't be offended.

Peace.
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PostSubject: Re: Lighter side of life.   Thu May 16, 2013 8:20 pm

Nice ones!
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PostSubject: Re: Lighter side of life.   Sun May 19, 2013 10:08 am

nice one!
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PostSubject: Re: Lighter side of life.   Tue May 21, 2013 9:36 am

thanks guys.
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PostSubject: Re: Lighter side of life.   Tue May 21, 2013 9:56 am

Haha, I like the "cool massage to mother in law ". Beer
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PostSubject: Re: Lighter side of life.   Tue May 21, 2013 10:57 am

Why does all the answers about wives sounds so familiar???? scratch
Can those unmarried and married ladies out there do some soul searching????
Gosh... Laughing I hope I have not opened the pandora box.... Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Lighter side of life.   Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:34 am

hahaha.. cool~~
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PostSubject: Re: Lighter side of life.   Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:48 am

"Wives are Magicians. They can turn anything into an argument. "

This is so true. Men will never win the argument....
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PostSubject: Re: Lighter side of life.   Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:20 pm

good one bro. Makes my lazy Sunday staying at home more tolerable. We are definitely from different planets. cheers
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