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slinger
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PostSubject: Jesus is watching   Thu May 30, 2013 10:05 pm

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is
watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself
a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began
searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as
a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light
around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the
corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses."

"The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus."
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus is watching   Thu May 30, 2013 10:52 pm

hahaha! nice one Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus is watching   Fri May 31, 2013 1:15 am

ahahaha.. that is a really awesome joke you got there! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus is watching   Fri May 31, 2013 8:55 am

I Like! +10. Thks Slinger
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus is watching   Fri May 31, 2013 6:26 pm

nice one
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus is watching   Fri May 31, 2013 7:43 pm

Ha! Ha! Great Jesus. Fearsome Jesus! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Jesus is watching   Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:09 am

epic andrew had a dam good laugh!!
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