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golfdiva
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PostSubject: Kids Say The Darnest Things   Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:40 am

This one is really funny for those who understands Chinese.


现在小孩的造句。。


1、题目:一边……一边……

  小朋友写:他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子。

  老师批语:他到底是要脱还是要穿啊?


  2、题目:其中

  小朋友写:我的其中一只左脚受伤了。

  老师批语:你是蜈蚣吗?


  3、题目:陆陆续续

  小朋友写:下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。

  老师批语:你到底有几个爸爸呀?


  4、题目:难过

  小朋友写:我家门前有条水沟很难过。

  老师批语:老师更难过。


  5、题目:又……又……

  小朋友写:我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。

  老师批语;你的妈妈 是变形金钢吗?


  6、题目:你看

  小朋友写:你看什么看!没看过啊

  老师批语:没看过


  7、题目:欣欣向荣

  小朋友写:欣欣向荣荣告白。

  老师批语:连续剧不要看太多了!


  8、题目:好吃

  小朋友写:好吃个屁。

  老师批语:有些东西是不能吃的。


  9、题目:天真

  小朋友写:今天真热。

  老师批语:你真天真。


  10、题目:果然

  小朋友写:昨天我吃水果,然后喝凉水。

  老师批语:是词组,不能分开的。


  11、题目:先……再……,例题:先吃饭,再冼澡。

  小朋友写:先生,再见!

  老师批语:想像力超过了地球人的智慧。


  12、 题目:况且

  小朋友写:一列火车经过,况且况且况且况且况且况

  老师批语:我死了算了。
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PostSubject: Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things   Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:45 am

ROFL if thats my kid.. he is so going to get it..
my kid's answer shld be 小朋友写:我的妈妈又meili又smart又hardworking。


5、题目:又……又……

  小朋友写:我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。

  老师批语;你的妈妈 是变形金钢吗?
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PostSubject: Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things   Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:05 am

Wow... who said our kids are lacking creativity these days?!
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PostSubject: Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things   Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:32 pm

the teacher's comment quite humourous too....
if my teacher were as humourous, i think i will be doing better in school...hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things   Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:38 pm

golfdiva wrote:



  12、 题目:况且

  小朋友写:一列火车经过,况且况且况且况且况且况

This must be 火车 from China. Singapore 火车 like chu..chu..chu..chu, tu...tu...
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