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PostSubject: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:14 pm

Unsolicited Swing Advice Guy

Defining characteristics: Knows exactly how to fix your swing even though you didn't ask. Employs a vast array of swing jargon that only confuses you further. Favorite expression: "Wait, try this!"


 


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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:15 pm

The Human Rain Delay
Defining characteristics: Thinks he is honoring spirit of the game by never picking up. Not in the spirit of the game: dragging his foursome through a three-and-a-half hour front nine. Favorite expression: "Put me down for a 10."






Cell Phone Guy
Defining characteristics: Considers golf course an extension of his office, home, therapist's couch, etc. Has perfected the balancing-phone-on-the-shoulder wedge shot. Favorite expression: "You guys hit. I gotta take this."






 


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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:17 pm

The Cart Girl Schmoozer
Defining characteristics: Convinced he's got a shot with the cart girl. Would be crushed to learn she offered the same flirty laugh and bag of nuts to foursome of geeks up ahead. Favorite expression: "We'll take four beers and one more smile, darlin'."




The Parking Lot Pro
Defining characteristics: Color-coordinated outfit, matching logos and oversized tour bag suggest he's played professionally. Topped drive off the first tee suggests otherwise. Favorite expression: "These are the same shoes Tiger wears.




The Air Counter
Defining characteristics: Can't remember his score without reliving every shot in detail. Favorite expression: "One in the pond, two drop, three back in the pond. Four I had that funky lie in the bunker and left it in the bunker ... "




 


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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:18 pm

The Frat Boy
Defining characteristics: Unable to fathom a round of golf without a steady stream of adult beverages. Idea of restraint is to hold off drinking ... until the second hole. Favorite expression: "A few beers will loosen up that swing!



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Cigar Guy
Defining characteristics: The easiest golfer to locate on the course thanks to waft of smoke trailing behind him. Oblivious to playing partners struggling for air -- and the ash droppings on his belly. Favorite expression: "Straight from Havana, baby!"


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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:19 pm

Oblivious Guy
Defining characteristics: So preoccupied with his own game never looks for anyone else's ball. When driving a cart, always blows past your ball and heads directly to his. Favorite expression: "But enough about me. What do YOU think of my swing?


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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:19 pm

Ball Retriever Guy
Defining characteristics: Never passes a water hazard without his trusty scoop at the ready. Last bought a new sleeve of balls in the late 80s. Favorite expression: "Whoa! A ProV1!"


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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:21 pm

The Volcano
Defining characteristics: Has unique ability to allow even the most pleasant days to be soured by any bad swing, bounce, or lie. Relies on Ball Retriever Guy to occasionally fetch clubs out of lake. Favorite expression: "[Not printable]"


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Delusional Guy
Defining characteristics: Forces group to wait on every par 5 because he's convinced he can get home in two. Usually gets there in four. Favorite expression: "If I really catch it, I can get there."


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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:22 pm

Mulligan Guy
Defining characteristics: Liberally allows himself another whack even when first shot is findable. 
Favorite expression: "Wait, wait, wait. I gotta try another."


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The Cheat
Defining characteristics: A sympathetic figure when he pushes his tee shot deep into the woods. Not as sympathetic: When he announces his ball somehow stayed in bounds -- with a clear shot to the green! Favorite expression: "Better to be lucky than good!"


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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:23 pm

The Overcelebrater
Defining characteristics: Treats every holed three footer as if just won the Masters. Has sent multiple playing partners home early thanks to overzealous chest bumping. Favorite expression: "Yes SIR!"


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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:25 pm

The Clueless Dad
Defining characteristics: Wants to introduce his young son to the joys of golf, even if it means six hours of misery for everyone else. Favorite expression: "I hope you don't mind. Justin here is new to the game."


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The Vanity Handicapper
Defining characteristics: Self-proclaimed "12" who has trouble breaking 100.  Favorite expression: "I don't know WHAT's going on with my swing!"


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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:25 pm

The Raker
Defining characteristics: Shamelessly gives himself any putt within earshot of the cup, regardless of what's on the line.  Favorite expression: "I'll just get this out of the way. . ."


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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:28 pm




Rangefinder Guy
Defining characteristics: Overly reliant on his yardage device, to the extent that he can't fathom anyone navigating a course without it. Favorite expression: "Wait! I'll give you the exact number."


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The Sulker
Defining characteristics: Even on the most beautiful days, a series of bad swings causes him to withdraw into his own cloud of misery. Will go holes on end without communicating with the rest of the group. Favorite expression: "(Inaudible mumbling to self)."


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The Distracted Boyfriend
Defining characteristics: Usually in the early stages of a relationship, thinks she actually cares that he's hit three straight fairways. Favorite expression: "You are such a natural. Are you SURE this is your first time?"


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Overactive Bladder Guy
Defining characteristics: Only catches fragments of conversations because he's endlessly B lining into woods. Favorite expression: "Wow, guess I had too much iced tea!"


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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:29 pm

The Jinx
Defining characteristics: Thinks he's being nice by telling you this is the best he's seen you play. Only introduces the notion that it can't last. Favorite expression: "Somebody is going to break 80 for the first time!"


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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:29 pm

The Rules Nazi
Defining characteristics: Will call out innocuous violations even in friendly games. Thinks he's doing you a favor by pointing out you're carrying 15 clubs. Favorite expression: "No, no. Three in the water, four out, five back in the water. . ." Look back at the first series of Most Annoying Golfer Partners ⇒


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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:22 pm

Wahahahahaah! Nice! 
Thanks for sharing.

How bout a local context one?
Shall we chip in?
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:43 pm

I can understand if someone has to take a call from work or home.
But I can't stand if someone constantly whatsapp away during a game.
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:05 pm

asahi wrote:
Wahahahahaah! Nice! 
Thanks for sharing.

How bout a local context one?
Shall we chip in?

 Yes pls.. if got pictorial illustrations lagi better
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:14 pm

i once played with a frd, who, throughout the whole game, pestered me to bet.. even for the most nonsensical thing like getting out of bunker.. 

never play with his grp then.
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:25 pm

puteh83 wrote:
i once played with a frd, who, throughout the whole game, pestered me to bet.. even for the most nonsensical thing like getting out of bunker.. 

never play with his grp then.

 Think he might be some addict .. You shld bet with him loser walk 18 on four legs
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:30 pm

I once played with a friend who refused to bet at all. Even a simple bet like getting out of the bunker also he don't want. Never played with him again.

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:48 pm

Technospaz wrote:
I once played with a friend who refused to bet at all. Even a simple bet like getting out of the bunker also he don't want. Never played with him again.

 Now I know.... Sad
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:56 pm

Technospaz wrote:
I once played with a friend who refused to bet at all. Even a simple bet like getting out of the bunker also he don't want. Never played with him again.

 LMAO lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:09 pm

Technospaz wrote:
I once played with a friend who refused to bet at all. Even a simple bet like getting out of the bunker also he don't want. Never played with him again.

 Haha. .

call me next time la. ... I promise to bet. ..
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:35 pm

Whahaha...ROFL ROFL
All in liao. Wink
Thks fr sharg, bro Dartz. Cool
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Annoying Golf Partners   Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:49 pm

I once play with a friend at Warren. Last hole I pull out 3 wood. He scold me. Tell me this hole must use Driver or else no chance to 2 on. 

After that ... He is still my fav kaki!!
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