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PostSubject: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 11:40 am

Dear Mr. President,

For the people that can't even qualify for Short Hitting Team, I would like a charter from your club to form a chapter for people who Hits Earthworms And Dirt.
As a sub group of SH(i)T, collectively we would be know as S.H.(i)T. H.E.A.D.
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:20 pm

Wow.... don't you guys just hate soggy fairways then....
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:24 pm

Denmeister wrote:
Wow.... don't you guys just hate soggy fairways then....
And buying jugs of beer, even when dry.
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:28 pm

meia07656 wrote:
Denmeister wrote:
Wow.... don't you guys just hate soggy fairways then....
And buying jugs of beer, even when dry.
Hahhaha..... good one!  Will be looking to play with you towards every month end when cash is tight.  Free beer is very appealing
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:04 pm

Denmeister wrote:
meia07656 wrote:
Denmeister wrote:
Wow.... don't you guys just hate soggy fairways then....
And buying jugs of beer, even when dry.
Hahhaha..... good one!  Will be looking to play with you towards every month end when cash is tight.  Free beer is very appealing
Dennis,  Sorry to burst your bubble, there is a longggggggggggg queue at the clubhouse waiting to play with him......

You need first to submit your application form to his personal assistant/secretary/driver/slave/whatever shinny buddha....   His contact details is 1900-I.am.shithead
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:09 pm

In Malaysia, we just need to know the right person. Potong queue is quite easy.....
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:10 pm

Denmeister wrote:
In Malaysia, we just need to know the right person. Potong queue is quite easy.....
He Angry Amercian in Singapore... so goes by the book...

unless there is chng tng involved... then its a different story.. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:17 pm

blee wrote:
Denmeister wrote:
In Malaysia, we just need to know the right person. Potong queue is quite easy.....
He Angry Amercian in Singapore... so goes by the book...

unless there is chng tng involved... then its a different story.. Very Happy
How many needed?  Considered done!
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:25 pm

And of course you need the godpappy of occ blessing. If you don't kiss his ring, lets just say there is a lot of chalk outlines at occ.
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:30 pm

Denmeister wrote:
blee wrote:
Denmeister wrote:
In Malaysia, we just need to know the right person. Potong queue is quite easy.....
He Angry Amercian in Singapore... so goes by the book...

unless there is chng tng involved... then its a different story.. Very Happy
How many needed?  Considered done!
Beer 
 
When are you in Singapore? We arrange a game here and then we take turns to make sure you get ample supply of beer from him....   You will get a special pass to the front of the queue....
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:47 pm

blee wrote:
Denmeister wrote:
blee wrote:
Denmeister wrote:
In Malaysia, we just need to know the right person. Potong queue is quite easy.....
He Angry Amercian in Singapore... so goes by the book...

unless there is chng tng involved... then its a different story.. Very Happy
How many needed?  Considered done!
Beer 
 
When are you in Singapore? We arrange a game here and then we take turns to make sure you get ample supply of beer from him....   You will get a special pass to the front of the queue....
See! My theory works! Queue potong'ed.

Where shall we play in October?
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:50 pm

Denmeister wrote:
blee wrote:
Denmeister wrote:
blee wrote:
Denmeister wrote:
In Malaysia, we just need to know the right person. Potong queue is quite easy.....
He Angry Amercian in Singapore... so goes by the book...

unless there is chng tng involved... then its a different story.. Very Happy
How many needed?  Considered done!
Beer 
 
When are you in Singapore? We arrange a game here and then we take turns to make sure you get ample supply of beer from him....   You will get a special pass to the front of the queue....
See! My theory works! Queue potong'ed.

Where shall we play in October?
OCC....Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:54 pm

OCC!  Cool, have not played there before. Weekday OK?
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:56 pm

Aaron Exclamation  what happened to you (again) Question Question  Looks like you need help to bring out the better side of your game... where can I send in my application to join in this flt? i do hope to get free beer too... What a Face What a Face 
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:58 pm

Denmeister wrote:
OCC!  Cool, have not played there before. Weekday OK?
You let me know the dates?  14 - 17 oct and 21 - 25 Oct I will be outstation though....
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:58 pm

rangereye wrote:
Aaron Exclamation  what happened to you (again) Question Question  Looks like you need help to bring out the better side of your game... where can I send in my application to join in this flt? i do hope to get free beer too... What a Face What a Face 
I see sharks lurking around now...
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:03 pm

na... i'm just hoping to catch a free ride grab as many games as I can esp on weekdays.. even more so when the weather has been a bit hot recently... geek geek
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:12 pm

Ok
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:33 pm

Dear Angry American,

You are hereby given approval (in principle) to form the said sub-charter of "Short Hitting Team who Hit Earthworms And Dirt, SHiT.HEAD", subject to the declaration of the requirements for entry into this new sub-charter in this Forum.

I look forward to seeing your leadership and how your new group can bring Short Hitting to the next level.

Sincerely,
President of the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) aka Short Hitting Team (SHiT)

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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:50 pm

rangereye wrote:
na... i'm just hoping to catch a free ride grab as many games as I can esp on weekdays.. even more so when the weather has been a bit hot recently... geek geek
I free.. What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 3:05 pm

another shark lurking...
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 3:08 pm

oh no!!! pale pale pale  Dive... Dive.... Dive.....
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 3:09 pm

Bro blee,

In Malaysia, just switched off the light and turn it back on he'll be in front of u liao.
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:11 pm

Derek wrote:
Dear Angry American,

You are hereby given approval (in principle) to form the said sub-charter of "Short Hitting Team who Hit Earthworms And Dirt, SHiT.HEAD", subject to the declaration of the requirements for entry into this new sub-charter in this Forum.

I look forward to seeing your leadership and how your new group can bring Short Hitting to the next level.

Sincerely,
President of the Short Hitters Club (SHiC) aka Short Hitting Team (SHiT)

Thank you for putting your faith in me. With this temporary revocable interim approval, membership recruitment can begin.
Pretty soon you will see the streets of Singapore flooded with SHiTHEADs.
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PostSubject: Re: A appeal to the President of Sh(i)T   Wed Sep 18, 2013 5:22 pm

I got to get my PA/Secretary/Driver/Slave/whatever to start marketing this.
Popular slogans will be:
I'm with SHiT.
I'm a SHitHEAD and proud
SHiTHEADs United - I can see this on a jersey and flying off the shelf.

Suggestions are welcome for additional slogans.
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