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PostSubject: Good For A Laugh For Those Planning A Trip To China   Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:55 pm

Good for a laugh ...

Especially those planning a trip to China ... should try staying at this hotel ... hahaha


A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English……….

Getting There:


Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.

The Hotel:


This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with themself.

The Restaurant:


Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.

Your Room:


Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! . You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.

Bed


Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.

Above all: 


When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it."
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PostSubject: Re: Good For A Laugh For Those Planning A Trip To China   Fri Sep 20, 2013 1:23 pm

LOL!! good lah...
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PostSubject: Re: Good For A Laugh For Those Planning A Trip To China   Fri Sep 20, 2013 1:31 pm

nice:lol!: , what a great way to kick start the weekend. Thanks for sharing.
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PostSubject: Re: Good For A Laugh For Those Planning A Trip To China   Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:07 pm

ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Good For A Laugh For Those Planning A Trip To China   Fri Sep 20, 2013 2:40 pm

ROFL ROFL 
what's the name and location of the hotel?
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PostSubject: Re: Good For A Laugh For Those Planning A Trip To China   Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:16 pm

Oh my oh my.....good stuff to end the week
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PostSubject: Re: Good For A Laugh For Those Planning A Trip To China   Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:21 pm

good one. you just made me smile at my laptop like an idiot.
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PostSubject: Re: Good For A Laugh For Those Planning A Trip To China   Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:00 pm

wow wild wild one la, great joke for e weekender too drunken
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PostSubject: Re: Good For A Laugh For Those Planning A Trip To China   Fri Sep 20, 2013 7:26 pm

wahahahha .... going to share this in the office

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PostSubject: Re: Good For A Laugh For Those Planning A Trip To China   Fri Sep 20, 2013 7:42 pm

Hilarious!

Would be good if we can have the mandarin version to compare.
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PostSubject: Re: Good For A Laugh For Those Planning A Trip To China   Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:47 pm

lol this damn funny
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PostSubject: Re: Good For A Laugh For Those Planning A Trip To China   Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:51 pm

i will print this out and bring it to china in jan next year, see what they would say...lol
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PostSubject: Re: Good For A Laugh For Those Planning A Trip To China   Sat Sep 21, 2013 7:33 am

albus dumbledore wrote:
i will print this out and bring it to china in jan next year, see what they would say...lol
They'd probably show you the same brochure and ask if you have been there before.  Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Good For A Laugh For Those Planning A Trip To China   Sat Sep 21, 2013 7:59 am

entity wrote:
albus dumbledore wrote:
i will print this out and bring it to china in jan next year, see what they would say...lol
They'd probably show you the same brochure and ask if you have been there before.  Razz
If they really pass me one I will definitely laugh my head off...haha..
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PostSubject: Re: Good For A Laugh For Those Planning A Trip To China   Sat Sep 21, 2013 8:30 am

ROFL lol! Beh tahan... Good start to the weekend! Thanks for sharing.
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PostSubject: Re: Good For A Laugh For Those Planning A Trip To China   Sat Sep 21, 2013 9:08 am

After a busy work week, reading this helps lighten the mood. Good one
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PostSubject: Re: Good For A Laugh For Those Planning A Trip To China   Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:41 pm

Damn furny..good one
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PostSubject: Re: Good For A Laugh For Those Planning A Trip To China   Mon Oct 14, 2013 7:19 pm

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Good For A Laugh For Those Planning A Trip To China   Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:55 pm

It does make me laugh but not extraordinarily compare to following Chinese-English translation in China, here we go:

In a local restaurant there, a menu listed:
    spring chicken 童子鸡=Chicken hasn't had sex!

In a supermarket there, a shelf sign says:
    dry foods 干货 =   F**K Foods !

In a scenic attraction site, a direction sign displays:
    princess parvilion 公主亭 = Male Master Parvilion!

what the hell these 'radicurious' translations meant for visitors from the west!
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PostSubject: Re: Good For A Laugh For Those Planning A Trip To China   Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:58 pm

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL HELP HELP HELP
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