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Kopi Towkay
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PostSubject: Not Always what you think!   Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:49 am

It was a sunny Sunday morning on the first hole and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualising my upcoming shot, when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker:

"Would the gentleman on the women's tee back up to the men's tee please!"

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement:

"Would that MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the MEN'S tee."

I simply ignored the announcement and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled:

"Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee back up to the MEN'S tee, PLEASE!"

Finally, I stopped, turned and looked through the window directly at the person with the mike. I cupped my hands and shouted back:

"Would the idiot in the clubhouse kindly stop talking and let me play my second shot?"
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PostSubject: Re: Not Always what you think!   Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:03 am

hahhahaha.. tht reminds me.. wheres my beer from thursday game at Laguna..? 17th hole par 3.
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PostSubject: Re: Not Always what you think!   Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:17 am

Agumon wrote:
hahhahaha.. tht reminds me.. wheres my beer from thursday game at Laguna..? 17th hole par 3.

Ah Yes...the Beer!! Eric reminded me after we were getting ready to leave and told me to buy a Jug for you but that there's no hurry........SOOOOOOOO...I was thinking maybe 2015 or thereabouts? Whatchadink?
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PostSubject: Re: Not Always what you think!   Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:31 am

LOL!! Good joke, KT Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Not Always what you think!   Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:19 am

hahahhaha.. i was thinking closer to 2012 la.. b4 apocalypse
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PostSubject: Re: Not Always what you think!   Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:40 am

Hahahhahah good one mate.... ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Not Always what you think!   Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:10 am

LOL! Laughing
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