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PostSubject: Couples and Married Life!   Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:04 am

* They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

* Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.

* Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

* Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

* Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

* Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

* Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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PostSubject: Re: Couples and Married Life!   Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:27 am

affraid

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Couples and Married Life!   Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:29 am

LOL!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Couples and Married Life!   Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:42 am

classic.....


* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

* Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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PostSubject: Re: Couples and Married Life!   Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:51 am

This is my fave:

* Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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PostSubject: Re: Couples and Married Life!   Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:00 am

* Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

* You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

* Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway.

* My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with it.

* Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without. But whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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PostSubject: Re: Couples and Married Life!   Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:26 pm

LOL... don't like that la. scaring ppl away from marriage...
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PostSubject: Re: Couples and Married Life!   Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:53 pm

ROFLOL!: * My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with it.

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PostSubject: Re: Couples and Married Life!   Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:58 pm

so much cynicism and jaded husbands...

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PostSubject: Re: Couples and Married Life!   Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:00 pm

This is my policy for those who are thinking of getting married (and it applies to both men and women).

Always love your other half more than he/she loves you. If both parties have that in mind, marriages will last longer.

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PostSubject: Re: Couples and Married Life!   Wed Nov 25, 2009 3:06 pm

joleelyn wrote:
LOL... don't like that la. scaring ppl away from marriage...

Anyone here getting married? Make sure she luv golf. If not you only can post here. Cannot play. Drool...... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Couples and Married Life!   Wed Nov 25, 2009 3:06 pm

Luckily my wife luv golf.
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PostSubject: Re: Couples and Married Life!   Wed Nov 25, 2009 3:16 pm

mojojojo wrote:
Luckily my wife luv golf.


my hubby is lucky that I luv golf.
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PostSubject: Re: Couples and Married Life!   Wed Nov 25, 2009 3:24 pm

Technospaz wrote:
ROFLOL!: * My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with it.

I thought I'm the only one... lol...
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PostSubject: Re: Couples and Married Life!   Wed Nov 25, 2009 3:24 pm

Just thought i would share this. Quite funny. About couples and stuff. But there're profanities. So rated PG

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PostSubject: Re: Couples and Married Life!   Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:17 pm

get him/her interested lo... try to la at least.
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PostSubject: Re: Couples and Married Life!   Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:58 am

My personal favourites;

#1

A couple were quarreling while driving along the highway on countryside. As they passed by some donkeys grazing in the field, the wife shouted at her husband: "Relatives of yours??"

The husband replied: "Yes! In-laws!!"

#2

One day the wife found her husband crouching in the corner of the barn, crying away. She approached him gently and asked him what's wrong.

"Remember the day when your dad caught us making out here?" sobbed the husband. "Yes dear; he said you will have to either marry me or go to jail for 10 years..." replied the wife.

"Yeah..." husband said, crying louder, "Today would have be the day of my release..."
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PostSubject: Re: Couples and Married Life!   Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:03 am

haha tats funny ! Very Happy
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