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PostSubject: Funny Couple Jokes   Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:01 pm

"3 Wishes"

A man is walking on a beach when he finds and old lamp, he gives it a rub and out pops the genie.

"OK you set me free you have three wishes, but there is a stipulation, what ever you wish for your wife will get double."

What the genie doesn't know is this upsets the man as he is going through a bitter divorce. The man thinks and says "OK I'll have £1,000,000" "Done" says the genie "and your wife has £2,000,000, your second wish??" " I want a large mansion." Again the genie grants the wish and gives his wife a house twice as large. "And your final wish?" The man thought for a moment and said "I want you to scare me half to death!"

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Couple Jokes   Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:14 am

Poor chap and poor wife, but I like the answer. Real evil.

Hope marriages are blessed
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Couple Jokes   Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:17 am

I wan to be stripped half naked.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Couple Jokes   Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:25 pm

ahah!!! Wat if he want something longer. then his wife will get double of his!!! ahha
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Couple Jokes   Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:23 pm

ha ha ha, eugene.. that is probably the best comment ever...
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