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andrew-golf
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PostSubject: Just For Laughs - 27 Nov 2013   Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:16 am

From my friend on Facebook : 


My conversation with my swimming instructor. 




Me: "Look at all the water flies above the water. With the way I swim, I am eating them up with every breath." 



Instructor: "Don't worry, they are just protein". 



Me: "........"


Few minutes later, 


me: "Look! That bat is flying down the pool for water every few seconds. With the way I swim, I am drinking bat's saliva." 


Instructor: "Don't worry, it's only a sparrow." 


Me thinking ....... Sparrow saliva = bird nest so I should be fine???? 


After staring harder, Me: "Look at the wings, no way it's a sparrow. It's a bat! " 


Instructor: "Don't worry, it's only a bat. We get flamingo in the swimming pool in jurong." 


Me: "Flamingo??!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Just For Laughs - 27 Nov 2013   Wed Nov 27, 2013 7:13 pm

andrew-golf wrote:
From my friend on Facebook : 


My conversation with my swimming instructor. 




Me: "Look at all the water flies above the water. With the way I swim, I am eating them up with every breath." 



Instructor: "Don't worry, they are just protein". 



Me: "........"


Few minutes later, 


me: "Look! That bat is flying down the pool for water every few seconds. With the way I swim, I am drinking bat's saliva." 


Instructor: "Don't worry, it's only a sparrow." 


Me thinking ....... Sparrow saliva = bird nest so I should be fine???? 


After staring harder, Me: "Look at the wings, no way it's a sparrow. It's a bat! " 


Instructor: "Don't worry, it's only a bat. We get flamingo in the swimming pool in jurong." 


Me: "Flamingo??!!!
Andrew.  You better change swimming coach.  Smile  call me.  Haha
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