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LinLauPeh
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PostSubject: New Drivers Beware!   Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:09 pm

Here's a share of my personal joke that came across my mind while driving one day....


Ah Beng just passed his driving test and decided to borrow his best friend, Ah Seng's Honda Cipig.

Upon handling the car keys over to Ah Beng, Ah Seng said: Eh! I dunno if my car got enough petrol or not hor. Make sure you go pump petrol first.

Looking at the fuel gauge meter, Ah Beng answered: "Ok ok, no problem".

Before Ah Beng drove off, Ah Seng reminded him to top up petrol again.

Ah Beng feeling frustrated replied, " Zai la zai la.... si beh lo sho le.."

and happily, he drove off......

30 mins later, the car stalled along the roadside. Ah Beng panicked and wonder what had happened.

He was already late to pick his angmo liulian girlfriend and didn't know what to do. He felt damn vexed, cursing the car and decided to call Ah Seng for help.

Ah Beng: Oooi Seng! Your blardee car damn lousy leh. Dunno why hor, it just stopped moving and I cannot even setart the car leh!

Ah Seng: Did you go pump petrol or not?

Ah Beng: Pump what pump? Got petrol wat! Full tank somemore!

Ah Seng: You sure or not? Where is the needle of the fuel gauge pointing?

Ah Beng's answer:

>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>

Of course sure lah! You think I goondoo ar? Needle pointing to E.
"E" means ENOUGH and "F" means FINISHED.

Have a great weekend!

From none other than LLP. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: New Drivers Beware!   Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:11 pm

LOL!

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PostSubject: Re: New Drivers Beware!   Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:48 pm

TS
dont change subject.. u r needed on the mizzies thread..
there must be an ending to all these. Razz
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LinLauPeh
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PostSubject: Re: New Drivers Beware!   Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:21 pm

Sorry TS. I can't help you further from here.

Seems like you can get away once.... but you can never get away the subsequent tries... hehe.....
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PostSubject: Re: New Drivers Beware!   Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:26 pm

Agumon wrote:
TS
dont change subject.. u r needed on the mizzies thread..
there must be an ending to all these. Razz

Agumon, U merciless.... Patience la... soap drama always drag things out.. Must have 13 episodes first followed by season cliffhanger.
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LinLauPeh
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PostSubject: Re: New Drivers Beware!   Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:29 pm

Now, I'm beginning to wonder..... is TS laughing away on my written joke.... or would he be crying over Agumon's post. hahaha... ROFL
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