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puteh83
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PostSubject: Random thoughts on golf-- i find this funny   Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:23 pm

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.

Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments.

The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.

There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.

Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players.

An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.

Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
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PostSubject: Re: Random thoughts on golf-- i find this funny   Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:56 pm

Just whack the ball bro ! You think too much lah !

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