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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:57 pm

i would be happy if they give me a cubicle as long as its not a toilet cubicle.
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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:02 pm

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i would be happy if they give me a cubicle as long as its not a toilet cubicle.

When I started out work, I recall having to do all sorts of stupid things like make coffee, photocopy, bind materials, run errands etc. I still do that these days but I can do so at my own leisure Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:09 pm

MT, all the blood rushed to which head? And congrats on your new position, ur the small CEO? cos got a big one oredi I suppose?

TS, methinks there was a typo, you meant brestigiously firm right?

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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:11 pm

MT, PM me too!
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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:58 pm

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master DGMAN, i am really sorry about my actions, and i sincerely apologise to you..

please do not circulate the photos anymore as I am unable to function properly nowadays due to the constant threat and blackmail of these photos.

as u know, i am going to be starting a prestigious career in a prestigious firm... and i do not wish for this blemish to affect my entire career... i would do anything to get the soft and hard copies of these photographs that you have... even if it means changing your smelly socks as well as washing muar chee's sweaty skins.....

i really regret my actions, but sometimes a man gets greedy and tries to bite off more than he can chew... but u gotta admit... what u saw was really humongous and i think it is hard to find the same quality anywhere else... i never expected that u would take down photographic evidence and circulate it on the forum... but i don't blame u for that... it was a moment of folly on my part, all the blood rushed to my head and i was unable to function for that few moments as i hastily satisfied my urges.

sometimes BIG might not be better... small is good in its own ways too....

i can sense a lot of bones in your statement above....you never learn right?

so look like i have to do the inevitable...i will post the pictorial....

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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:33 pm

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i would be happy if they give me a cubicle as long as its not a toilet cubicle.

U will be happy if they give u a desk... trust me
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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:31 pm

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mervyntan wrote:
master DGMAN, i am really sorry about my actions, and i sincerely apologise to you..

please do not circulate the photos anymore as I am unable to function properly nowadays due to the constant threat and blackmail of these photos.

as u know, i am going to be starting a prestigious career in a prestigious firm... and i do not wish for this blemish to affect my entire career... i would do anything to get the soft and hard copies of these photographs that you have... even if it means changing your smelly socks as well as washing muar chee's sweaty skins.....

i really regret my actions, but sometimes a man gets greedy and tries to bite off more than he can chew... but u gotta admit... what u saw was really humongous and i think it is hard to find the same quality anywhere else... i never expected that u would take down photographic evidence and circulate it on the forum... but i don't blame u for that... it was a moment of folly on my part, all the blood rushed to my head and i was unable to function for that few moments as i hastily satisfied my urges.

sometimes BIG might not be better... small is good in its own ways too....

i can sense a lot of bones in your statement above....you never learn right?

so look like i have to do the inevitable...i will post the pictorial....

DGman

dear master,

please do not post those photos up.. just tell me what it takes to redeem myself and i will do it.... affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid
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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:43 pm

since you have apologized for your action...i will post the full version instead...

(and i thot you have 148 mensa IQ)...looks like the smart accountant took the bait...(this is for you know who!)

Recap...

MT has developed what we call Ultra Gigantic desires thats normally for someone who enters an environment thats in contrast with the last.

this is evident in his preference for sizes. for example when he buy Skins, he usually buy 2 size bigger. Same thing when we go out for "dim sum". he lays his hands on the biggest. he ignores quality and opt for quantitiy. simply put, he just choose the biggest he can find.

i know that many of you are wondering if i have pictorial proof. of course i do.

as the content of those pictorial is so graphically unsuitable for children and ladies consumption, i have opted not to post them here. if you wilsh, please PM me and i will send you the pictorial proof.


here we go....MT


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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:50 pm

Hahaha..MT, never know that you are into Da Bao.. Malaysia also have, you know?
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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:57 pm

Thats one huge ass bao! Don't believe I've ever seen one that huge before Surprised Thats about an E cup? Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:45 pm

... almost as big as MT's head!!!!!

and i can say MT's head not small.... lolz...
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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:55 pm

DGman wrote:
since you have apologized for your action...i will post the full version instead...

(and i thot you have 148 mensa IQ)...looks like the smart accountant took the bait...(this is for you know who!)

Recap...

MT has developed what we call Ultra Gigantic desires thats normally for someone who enters an environment thats in contrast with the last.

this is evident in his preference for sizes. for example when he buy Skins, he usually buy 2 size bigger. Same thing when we go out for "dim sum". he lays his hands on the biggest. he ignores quality and opt for quantitiy. simply put, he just choose the biggest he can find.

i know that many of you are wondering if i have pictorial proof. of course i do.

as the content of those pictorial is so graphically unsuitable for children and ladies consumption, i have opted not to post them here. if you wilsh, please PM me and i will send you the pictorial proof.


here we go....MT



MT... such a big bun. Classic!!

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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:15 pm

Where did you get that? I want one too! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:42 pm

go to Redstar restaurant...

Benny had the pleasure of trying to finish half and he gave up...and you all know that Watermyforest is not a small guy.

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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:45 pm

Anyone wanna go to Redstar? It's v near my office. Don't mind having lunch Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:53 pm

I was at Redstar 2 Sundays ago for dim sum brunch but didn't see this bao. I'll ask for it the next time I'm there Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:53 pm

thats the Amy Yip special that JL was asking about sometime back.

the difference between the redstar and the malaysian version is the freshness and the quality of the meat. althought the singapore version is more expensive, its taste much better.

i am hungry now....all your fault MT....

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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:53 pm

DGman wrote:
go to Redstar restaurant...

Benny had the pleasure of trying to finish half and he gave up...and you all know that Watermyforest is not a small guy.

DGman

I must clear this fact, as some might question the integrity of my stomach. Prior to consuming this mother-of-all-bao, I just had a big... no... a huge plate of duck rice (meat, egg and the spare parts) accompanied by one tank (well not really ... but it sure looked and felt like one) of sugar cane. Out of curiousity (mainly greediness... see MT, told you we could have been brothers) I took the offer to try half of that... that ... "thing" from Eric. It tasted really fresh and tasty which was the main reason I went as far as 2/3 of the half before deciding that one more mouth and it would have stuck on the throat as the stomach had already reached its capacity.
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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:00 am

Benny.....thank goodness i did not bring you into the players lounge at MH. MT was in there for an hour and he had a hamburger, lamb chops, then salad, then another hamburger, then more lamb chops, one coke, one perrier, then he started on his pasta....and a coffee with desserts.

you would have lasted longer than MT given the turbo capacity of your digestive machine.

oh....then he went for the out to take some pictures and half an hour later he went in again. i don't think it was because he wanted Ian Poulter signature.

all the time i was left carrying my own bag......

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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:06 am

Bag or Putter?? hehe.. MT's two hands are already full (base on picture), how to help you carry the bag...
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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:09 am

so finally the truth is out... i guess now everyone knows my deepest darkest secrets and knows my passion and desire for HUGE ROUND things...


well, the truth is... it was wet, juicy, and the meat was just so fresh.. the salted egg yolk inside gave such a brilliantly succulent bite, it complemented the taste of the bun perfectly.

there was also turnips inside, which gave it an excellent crunch, and the quality of the dough was just nice, not too firm, yet possessing enough chewiness.

all this talk is making me hungry... anyone who wishes to try this bun, please place your name down, and gather at the den on friday, around 12pm - 2pm.

master, cannot go tmr because MC jio me to go and kick his ass... in front of his mum... so that he wont lose his temper...
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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:46 am

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so finally the truth is out... i guess now everyone knows my deepest darkest secrets and knows my passion and desire for HUGE ROUND things...

Now I know why we are friends Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:12 am

one Amy Yip special for me please......

looks like the dieting is coming to a halt...

thanks MT.........DGman

anyone else wants one?
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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:27 am

beside 21dec gathering, when is the next BF gathering for amy yip bao? kekekeke. tmr?
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PostSubject: Re: Mervyntan - Where are you   Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:04 am

I will skip my lunch tomolo and come directly there and finish 1 on my own... to prove that the bulge in my mid-section is really part of the digestive system and NOT my-reproductive-organ-that-is-too-long-and-have-to-be-wrapped-around-my-tummy-to-prevent-it-from-reaching-the-floor...
Any special order from Harbourfront?


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