Posts : 67
Join date : 2009-06-24
|Subject: Chinese Courrier Service Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:10 pm|| |
An innovative delivery method, the Chinese ways...
forget about DHL, UPS or even FedEx !!!
A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled
when the coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from the States.
It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it!
When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top; which read as follows:
I am sending Ah Ma body to you since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ah Ma's body, 12 cans of Yohmeitsu, 10 packets of Swiss chocolates!
and packets of Chinatown Lap Cheong. Please divide these among all of you.
On Ah Ma's feet, you will find a new pair of Nike Air shoes(size 10) for Ah boy.
Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Ah Ma is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The large size is for Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves.
The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ah Ma is wearing are for the boys.
The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ah Ma's left wrist.
Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei, Ah Ma is wearing the Tiffany necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them.
The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ah Ma is wearing must be divided among my teenage cousins. Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong is also not keeping well nowadays.
I can send all required things when our Ah Kong goes back
Posts : 279
Join date : 2009-06-19
Age : 36
Location : Singapore
|Subject: Re: Chinese Courrier Service Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:53 am|| |
...who will dare to where all the apparels/items she sent back man...
Posts : 15650
Join date : 2009-06-18
Age : 41
Location : Typically OOB
|Subject: Re: Chinese Courrier Service Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:16 am|| |
- Elbry wrote:
- ...who will dare to where all the apparels/items she sent back man...
Yah, which is why I was confused too. I believe the original was targeted at the Irish which made more sense as far as wearing the clothes was concerned. Don't get me wrong. I love Irish people... some of my good friends in school were Irish.
|Subject: Re: Chinese Courrier Service Today at 7:03 am|| |
Total Donation till date to
Autism Association (SG): S$46,285
|» Anyone tried using 44.5" driver shaft??|
by willytan Yesterday at 11:59 pm
» Which courses to play in Mission Hills, Shenzhen or Haikou?
by Nomad Yesterday at 4:39 pm
» Mizuno Iron
by mizunoshen Yesterday at 11:19 am
» my golf kaki - Whatsapp group chat
by Darrentay Sat Jan 21, 2017 8:49 pm
» Sembawang weekend golfer
by hometeamWill Sat Jan 21, 2017 5:38 pm
» LPGA Profile: So Yeon Ryu
by tonyj50 Fri Jan 20, 2017 3:51 pm
» SMBC Open TaylorMade launch
by Darrentay Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:23 pm
» Beginners' game for high handicappers...
by dayveed Thu Jan 19, 2017 5:49 pm
» How to fix erratic game?
by matoonia Thu Jan 19, 2017 3:30 pm
» SMBC Sentosa 19 - 22 January 2017
by kop Tue Jan 17, 2017 1:54 pm
» My Top 40 Player of the Year Predictions for 2017
by tonyj50 Tue Jan 17, 2017 6:33 am
» Looking for a set of beginner golf clubs
by Guitar Sat Jan 14, 2017 6:15 pm
» Beginner Golfer
by dayveed Fri Jan 13, 2017 12:32 am
by Noriki Thu Jan 12, 2017 3:49 pm
» Ten Questions for the 2017 Season
by tonyj50 Thu Jan 12, 2017 7:40 am
» YouTube Golf Channel (by Yaozza)
by mizunoshen Wed Jan 11, 2017 5:47 pm
» New member
by Chelwin Mon Jan 09, 2017 3:57 pm
» Most Popular Photos of the Year - 2016
by etsk22 Mon Jan 09, 2017 1:36 pm
» kids to learn golf
by Bernie Tan Golf Coach Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:29 pm
» Best credit card benefits for golf
by Titlelisten Fri Jan 06, 2017 6:09 pm
» Sunday Morning NSRCC Kranji 853am (18 dec)
by dayveed Wed Jan 04, 2017 11:37 pm
» Regular Weekend NSRCC games
by dayveed Wed Jan 04, 2017 11:36 pm
» Palm Resort all courses booked by Korean Jan to Feb 2017 - Avoid Reminder till March
by dayveed Wed Jan 04, 2017 11:34 pm
» last minute ponderosa tomorrow Thursday 5jan 7:30am
by dayveed Wed Jan 04, 2017 10:13 pm
» Bye Bye Raffles CC
by oldie-newbie Wed Jan 04, 2017 10:00 pm
» Rolex Rankings Movers of the Year - Final
by tonyj50 Tue Jan 03, 2017 7:16 am
» Warren 6 Jan'17 (Friday) 12.30pm - avail 2 ball slot
by golf_nut Sat Dec 31, 2016 3:21 pm
» Hi Golf Republic
by gcwlim Fri Dec 30, 2016 6:47 pm
» Good coaches in the East
by Bernie Tan Golf Coach Thu Dec 29, 2016 1:18 pm
» Golf Training In Thailand
by Artloh Tue Dec 27, 2016 10:11 pm
» Top LPGA Moments of 2016
by tonyj50 Tue Dec 27, 2016 8:00 am
» No idea how much these are worth
by teegem Mon Dec 26, 2016 6:27 pm
» Golf Bags
by lousyswinger Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:48 pm
» LPGA 2017 Priority List
by tonyj50 Thu Dec 22, 2016 8:37 am
» How Well Were My Pre-Season Questions Answered?
by tonyj50 Tue Dec 20, 2016 8:17 am
» Best place to buy Scotty Cameron? (USA vs SG)
by nkglfrs Sat Dec 17, 2016 9:30 pm
» Johor game on 18th December
by dayveed Fri Dec 16, 2016 12:23 am
» Little John Daly
by Daztasiumz Tue Dec 13, 2016 11:15 am
» ELS Desaru Promotion Rate by me
by chien Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:50 am
» Surprises & Disappointments - 2016 Final
by tonyj50 Tue Dec 13, 2016 8:48 am
» Crocodile sighting in Singapore golf course
by stickman Sat Dec 10, 2016 8:56 am
» How Accurate Were My 2016 Predictions? Did I Get It Right?
by tonyj50 Sat Dec 10, 2016 12:40 am
» Mizuno Owners Thread - Soft and Buttery
by Bernie Tan Golf Coach Fri Dec 09, 2016 12:14 pm
» Apple watch
by may_dream1 Tue Dec 06, 2016 10:40 am
» It Was A Dream Come True For 20 Golfers
by tonyj50 Tue Dec 06, 2016 9:06 am