Posts : 67
Join date : 2009-06-24
|Subject: Chinese Courrier Service Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:10 pm|| |
An innovative delivery method, the Chinese ways...
forget about DHL, UPS or even FedEx !!!
A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled
when the coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from the States.
It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it!
When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top; which read as follows:
I am sending Ah Ma body to you since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ah Ma's body, 12 cans of Yohmeitsu, 10 packets of Swiss chocolates!
and packets of Chinatown Lap Cheong. Please divide these among all of you.
On Ah Ma's feet, you will find a new pair of Nike Air shoes(size 10) for Ah boy.
Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Ah Ma is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The large size is for Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves.
The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ah Ma is wearing are for the boys.
The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ah Ma's left wrist.
Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei, Ah Ma is wearing the Tiffany necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them.
The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ah Ma is wearing must be divided among my teenage cousins. Let me know what else you need as Ah Kong is also not keeping well nowadays.
I can send all required things when our Ah Kong goes back
Posts : 279
Join date : 2009-06-19
Age : 36
Location : Singapore
|Subject: Re: Chinese Courrier Service Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:53 am|| |
...who will dare to where all the apparels/items she sent back man...
Posts : 15650
Join date : 2009-06-18
Age : 41
Location : Typically OOB
|Subject: Re: Chinese Courrier Service Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:16 am|| |
- Elbry wrote:
- ...who will dare to where all the apparels/items she sent back man...
Yah, which is why I was confused too. I believe the original was targeted at the Irish which made more sense as far as wearing the clothes was concerned. Don't get me wrong. I love Irish people... some of my good friends in school were Irish.
|Subject: Re: Chinese Courrier Service || |
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