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PostSubject: While playing golf   Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:53 am

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome Teed Off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She then explained that she was a physical therapist:
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" she told him earnestly.

"Ummph, oooh, nnoo, I'll be all right.... I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in a fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

But she persisted: and he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside, beginning to massage him.

"How does that feel?" she asked.
"It feels great." He replied. "But my thumb still hurts like hell!".
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PostSubject: Re: While playing golf   Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:37 pm

I thought I read this somewhere else already.

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PostSubject: Re: While playing golf   Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:41 pm

Yup, forgot by who..
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PostSubject: Re: While playing golf   Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:37 am

whahahahhahaa. funniest one the whole night!
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PostSubject: Re: While playing golf   Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:13 am

ROFL

Good start of the day.
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PostSubject: Re: While playing golf   Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:29 am

yeah..nice one drunken
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