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puteh83
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PostSubject: Golf Truths   Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:35 pm

Golf balls are like eggs . they're white. They're sold by the dozen ... and a week later you have to buy more.

A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.

It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.

When you stop to think about it, did you ever notice that it's a lot easier to get up at 6:00 a.m. to play golf than at 10:00 to clean your house?
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PostSubject: Re: Golf Truths   Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:39 pm

puteh83 wrote:
Golf balls are like eggs . they're white. They're sold by the dozen ... and a week later you have to buy more.

A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.

It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.

When you stop to think about it, did you ever notice that it's a lot easier to get up at 6:00 a.m. to play golf than at 10:00 to clean your house?

True. Except for the first... I've had games where after 1 day, I had to buy more.
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