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TDO
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PostSubject: 9 Points to Ponder in Life   Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:10 pm



      How true it is.


      Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.


      Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.


      Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


      Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes make him a sandwich.


      Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks,months, maybe years.


      Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.


      Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


      Number 2 - In the 60's, people took drugs to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take anti-depressants to make it normal.


      Number 1 - Life is like a bowl of hot and spicy curry. What you enjoy today might burn your ass tomorrow.


      ...and as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.... 



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PostSubject: Re: 9 Points to Ponder in Life   Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:20 pm

make sense, every line  Beer
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Points to Ponder in Life   Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:23 pm

Coincidentally there is a member with the nick, 9point ... I wonder if that is how his nick came about ... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: 9 Points to Ponder in Life   Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:27 pm

Aiyo, point 2 is good!
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